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Okay, so some chick was recalling the story of how Rod Stewart once blew all the members of his band and all the roadies too. He ingested so much semen that he had to go to the hospital and they pumped about five gallons out of his stomach.
Well, what followed was a conversation on the average volume of ejaculate from the typical male. Admittedly, she was more versed on the subject than I.
We speculated as to how much volume would be produced if all the males of the world who can ejaculate, did so into a giant cup. How much would that volume be? We stopped when we couldn't figure out how many males there were in the world.
Here are my post-conversation calculations.
Average ejaculate volume is 4 cubic centimeters.
Source: http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/cheerleader.asp
World population is 6.6 billion. Males 15-64 number about 2.2 billion. This figure rounded up to bring in the whacking-off 13 and 14-year-olds and the guys over 65 who can still get it up thanks to Viagra. -You don't have too many guys living after 65.
Source: http://www.indexmundi.com/world/demographics_profile.html
So, 4 cubic centimeters from above multiplied by 2.2 billion wangs you get 8.8 billion cubic centimeters. Or 88,000 cubic kilometers or in gallons that's 2.3 million gallons.
A big gasoline tanker truck holds about 9000 gallons.
Source: http://auto.howstuffworks.com/question417.htm
So, doing the math it would take about 255 tanker trucks to hold all that spooge. I think.
I tried to cum up with more measurement equivalents, like how many Olympic-sized swimming pools would that be, but I couldn't find a consensus on the volume, so I gave up. And I grow tired of this already.
So, the game is how many other containers would that fill? Like, that would fill Yankee Stadium to a depth of such-and-such. So many Sparket's bottles . . . so many Good Year Blimps . . . Or that would produce so many babies . . .
And somebody check my math and sources.
Post 'em if you got 'em.
Okay, go.
You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Hi my name is cantrip and once again ive posted another fail post. Have a nice day.
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Leave it to cantrip to want to talk about splooge all day long. Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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This is the most interesting thing I've read all week... damn I hate my classes... some used to be good...  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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Cantrip wrote:I tried to cum up with more measurement equivalents 
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Im thankfull that this thread does not contain pictures related to the subject.... since I said that I know some ass will post something about it thus I will avoid cumming back here again. (ok ok the pun was awful but what can I do? )  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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Avner wrote:Cantrip wrote:I tried to cum up with more measurement equivalents 9,000 gallons of semen is equivalent to 72,000 pints of Guinness. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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stealth wrote:Avner wrote:Cantrip wrote:I tried to cum up with more measurement equivalents 9,000 gallons of semen is equivalent to 72,000 pints of Guinness. I was referring to the cum pun, but still, 
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