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camelspit
#1 Posted: : Wednesday, June 07, 2006 9:31:39 AM
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To all the members who are believers, I'm sorry that this man represents you in public.

http://www.news4jax.com/news/9321392/detail.html

SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend
SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box

3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
VinnyMac
#2 Posted: : Wednesday, June 07, 2006 9:53:40 AM
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geez everyone knows u ask for budda in those situations
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#3 Posted: : Wednesday, June 07, 2006 1:59:47 PM
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all i have to say is: owned
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#4 Posted: : Wednesday, June 07, 2006 2:03:30 PM
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Yea I heard about that...wow, can you say...lay off the drugs.
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#5 Posted: : Wednesday, June 07, 2006 5:56:53 PM
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Think about it in a logical point of view, or as much of one as you can have if you believe in god, nut cases.

The person (one of him) asked god to save him... = 1

The lions (4 of em) asked god if he could kill the person bothering them... = 4

The watchers (at least a couple dozen) asked god to kill the idiot (and end his bloodline) that was stupid enough to climb in there with the lions... = x

god listened to the majority 1 < (4+x)

 

Listen to God from Futurama,

god wrote:
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings.
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#6 Posted: : Wednesday, June 07, 2006 6:20:38 PM
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Don't you mean 1 < (4+x)? The arrow points to the smaller number.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
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#7 Posted: : Wednesday, June 07, 2006 6:35:13 PM
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Good kitty.... MEOW!

 

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#8 Posted: : Thursday, June 08, 2006 2:33:17 AM
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The man shouted: 'God will save me, if he exists

Woops must have forgotten to take into consideration that God was maybe on the Bathroom at the time... or in a different Timezone. Or maybe he just wanted to prove his existance to someone less idiotic.

camelspit
#9 Posted: : Thursday, June 08, 2006 7:27:28 AM
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or maybe he doesnt exist :GASP!:

SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend
SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box

3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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#10 Posted: : Thursday, June 08, 2006 9:20:57 AM
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{pDs} camelspit wrote:
or maybe he doesnt exist :GASP!:


do me a favor and please dont start a religous arguement. drama is dumb enough, i dont wanna hear about u or anyone crying about if there is or isnt a god.



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I wanna be like Buddylee

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camelspit
#11 Posted: : Thursday, June 08, 2006 9:37:44 AM
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i was just joking man, chill.

here watch some asians

SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend
SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box

3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
Peepin-U
#12 Posted: : Thursday, June 08, 2006 9:47:13 AM
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Quote:

Think about it in a logical point of view, or as much of one as you can have if you believe in god, nut cases.

The person (one of him) asked god to save him... = 1

The lions (4 of em) asked god if he could kill the person bothering them... = 4

The watchers (at least a couple dozen) asked god to kill the idiot (and end his bloodline) that was stupid enough to climb in there with the lions... = x

god listened to the majority 1 < (4+x)

lol...nicely put chap.

He may have been scrimmin...Im not sure put he may be in the clan [GoD]...he should have hit him up on Xfire or checked his away msg...gah

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#13 Posted: : Thursday, June 08, 2006 12:12:58 PM
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{pDs} camelspit wrote:

OMG



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#14 Posted: : Thursday, June 08, 2006 4:00:40 PM
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{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:

{pDs} camelspit wrote:

OMG

 

Nothing to add to that but another BIIIIIIIIG OMG

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