Its ok I guess....

The Good-bye Letter 

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed 
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
"Dad," 

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the 
letter, with trembling hands. 

"Dear Dad: 

 It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with 
Mom and you. 
 
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I 
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, 
tattoos, her skintight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much 
older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. 
  
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a tiny trailer in the 
woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a 
dream of having many more children. 
 
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really 
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with 
the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we 
want. 
 
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so 
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, 
and I know how to take care of myself. You taught me well. Someday, 
I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your 
grandchildren. 
 
Love, Your son, John 

 PS Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just 
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the 
report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it 
is safe for me to come home."