|
|
Rank: Polio Power!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 11/20/2007
Posts: 559
Points: 15
Location: USA
|
Gnar wrote:bloodhands wrote:
go to see it durring the middle of the week, bring a small bong. hit up frequently durring the movie. make sure you have lots of munchies and coke.
and dick is right, the first time always bites.
you are a deuche. who brings a bong to a movie? a fucking asshole, thats who. if you're going to bring ANYTHING in, it should be an edible, a mini vape, a sneakatoke, a pipe, a joint (to share ofcourse), even one of those inhalers, BUT NOT A FUCKING BONG! and if you are smoking decent herb, you can go two hours without smoking for sure... box your car and you'll be fine.
and dick's advice is sound and should be heeded. the first time is the worst time as its basically smoking to smoke cuz you dont get high until you smoke a few times. it took me 2 months to get stoned for the first time and it was a curveball when it finally hit me... i was bout to goto my calc section in less than an hour and i had never been high before so i didnt think it would be an issue this time either. i smoked a bowl with my room mate and we both went down to dinner and it was like BUUUUUUDOW! as i'd look around, everything was jittery, like my brain was in 5 frames per second. it was not good and i was about to goto math section where we had our first time getting into groups to do activities. It was a BAD experience. i thot everyone knew i was high. they prolly did. im sure i looked like a noob stoner. BUT NOW SMOKING IS SO AWESOME, I DO IT BEFORE CHURCH! 
You high right now Gnar?
|
|
|
Rank: Admiral OCD
Groups: {pDs} Member, Moderator, News Editor, Newsie
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 3,491
Points: 1,346
Location: Parallel Universe
|
Son, put down the bong and slowly step away from it. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
|
|
|
Rank: Dutchess of Doodoo
Groups: Registered User, Server Admin, WDFNews.com Official Mapper
Joined: 6/3/2006
Posts: 2,239
Points: 330
Location: $L
|
smoking lamp? You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
|
|
|
Rank: Fuckstick
Groups: Registered User
Joined: 10/22/2006
Posts: 908
Points: 21
Location: GTFO stalker!!!!!!!
|
Business wrote:smoking lamp? of course... how else would they dream of Jeannie?  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
|
|
|
Rank: Advanced Member
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 1/23/2007
Posts: 63
Points: 0
Location: Seattle
|
|
|
|
Rank: Coathanger Abortion
Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/17/2006
Posts: 3,487
Points: 1,990
Location: Undisclosed Location
|
speaking of lamps, I smoked from a bong made out of a fluroescent lightbulb. I don't know if it was because the pot was extra potent, but everyone realized they were unusually high for the amount smoked each time we used this bong, and from there paranoia set in and several people became convinced there were chemicals in the lightbulb that were responsible and they were bad for you and so the bong had to be destroyed. It was really sad because it was an awesome bong. After that came VADER which was a 5+ foot tall bong made from thick black PVC, it was totally stupid and took about 4 people to operate. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
|
|
|
Rank: Polio Power!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 5/19/2006
Posts: 495
Points: 0
Location: Banker's Hill, San Diego
|
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:speaking of lamps, I smoked from a bong made out of a fluroescent lightbulb. I don't know if it was because the pot was extra potent, but everyone realized they were unusually high for the amount smoked each time we used this bong, and from there paranoia set in and several people became convinced there were chemicals in the lightbulb that were responsible and they were bad for you and so the bong had to be destroyed. It was really sad because it was an awesome bong. After that came VADER which was a 5+ foot tall bong made from thick black PVC, it was totally stupid and took about 4 people to operate.
You do realize those things contain a fair amount of mercury? you were probably doing some pretty harsh damage.
and qazstski, i WASNT high yesterday which is why i rambled and bullshatted for so long but i am now so....
anyways.... since this has become the stoner thread.... I GOT A NEW BONG LAST NIGHT! sour beaker bottom kink necked bout 16 inches double glass on glass with an ash catcher! and i only had to pay 50 bucks (half of 40% of the price) for it cuz San Diego county sherrif sent out a letter saying any smoke shop selling glass will be fined heavily cuz the METH HEADS out in the desert come in to pacific beach to get their pipes. so all the head shops are having the everything must go sales. and we got our sweet new bong.
|
|
|
Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member
Joined: 6/8/2006
Posts: 1,525
Points: 9
Location: US
|
http://willdo.philadelph.../11/marijuana_eradi.htmlIt was Ak-47 Kids I know bought 3 pounds, price is at 30per G. Shit is saturated in Coke
|
|
|
Rank: Coathanger Abortion
Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/17/2006
Posts: 3,487
Points: 1,990
Location: Undisclosed Location
|
Gnar wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:speaking of lamps, I smoked from a bong made out of a fluroescent lightbulb. I don't know if it was because the pot was extra potent, but everyone realized they were unusually high for the amount smoked each time we used this bong, and from there paranoia set in and several people became convinced there were chemicals in the lightbulb that were responsible and they were bad for you and so the bong had to be destroyed. It was really sad because it was an awesome bong. After that came VADER which was a 5+ foot tall bong made from thick black PVC, it was totally stupid and took about 4 people to operate.
You do realize those things contain a fair amount of mercury? you were probably doing some pretty harsh damage.
It's a tiny amount of mercury vapor, it all comes out when you depressurize the tube and in residue comes out when you clean the inside of the tube. Probably get exposed to more mercury eating one can of tuna than smoking a pound of pot thru that bong. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
|
|
|
Rank: Dutchess of Doodoo
Groups: Registered User, Server Admin, WDFNews.com Official Mapper
Joined: 6/3/2006
Posts: 2,239
Points: 330
Location: $L
|
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:Gnar wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:speaking of lamps, I smoked from a bong made out of a fluroescent lightbulb. I don't know if it was because the pot was extra potent, but everyone realized they were unusually high for the amount smoked each time we used this bong, and from there paranoia set in and several people became convinced there were chemicals in the lightbulb that were responsible and they were bad for you and so the bong had to be destroyed. It was really sad because it was an awesome bong. After that came VADER which was a 5+ foot tall bong made from thick black PVC, it was totally stupid and took about 4 people to operate.
You do realize those things contain a fair amount of mercury? you were probably doing some pretty harsh damage.
It's a tiny amount of mercury vapor, it all comes out when you depressurize the tube and in residue comes out when you clean the inside of the tube. Probably get exposed to more mercury eating one can of tuna than smoking a pound of pot thru that bong. i like your optimism. I actually had my pieces out today since I am considering replacing a broken stem on one of my bongs (It was a glass on glass which some joker dropped on the tile and broke) Anyways here are a few shots of the goods, the bong on the left is the one needing a new stem piece. (click to explode).   You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
|
|
|
Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member
Joined: 6/8/2006
Posts: 1,525
Points: 9
Location: US
|
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:Gnar wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:speaking of lamps, I smoked from a bong made out of a fluroescent lightbulb. I don't know if it was because the pot was extra potent, but everyone realized they were unusually high for the amount smoked each time we used this bong, and from there paranoia set in and several people became convinced there were chemicals in the lightbulb that were responsible and they were bad for you and so the bong had to be destroyed. It was really sad because it was an awesome bong. After that came VADER which was a 5+ foot tall bong made from thick black PVC, it was totally stupid and took about 4 people to operate.
You do realize those things contain a fair amount of mercury? you were probably doing some pretty harsh damage.
It's a tiny amount of mercury vapor, it all comes out when you depressurize the tube and in residue comes out when you clean the inside of the tube. Probably get exposed to more mercury eating one can of tuna than smoking a pound of pot thru that bong. You are supposed to fill it with slat, and shake it around to wear off the residue on the inside of the glass... you know, the white stuff. You can choke on that :/
|
|
|
Rank: Penguin Editor in Chief
Groups: Newsie, {pDs} Member
Joined: 6/15/2006
Posts: 594
Points: 486
Location: Scotland, Geographical Penguin Shit
|
I never had any drugs, but I would like to experience one of these "acid trips" you speak of. Can you direct me to the nearest opium den my good man? Also, one piece of advice from one friend of mine. "Spiders are evil when you're high. NEVER look at a spider, or else they will kill you." "Videogames are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n' roll." - Shigeru Miyamoto  Hail Slither, The Eternal Champion!
|
|
|
| Users browsing this topic |
|
Guest
|