An fun way to hold a beer! Pop the bottle into the holder and grab the babe around the waist..or higher if you wish!

Weather Buddy Dressing Guide

The Weather Buddy is a fun way for your child to learn to dress appropriately for any kind of weather. The Weather Buddy can be attached to any window and it's temperature sensitive graphics make the boy or girl in the picture wear shorts when it is warm and bundle up with a coat when it is cold. The Weather Buddy is a pictorial thermometer that has 6 different temperature zones. Temperatures are measured in Farhrenheit.


"The installation of the chastity belt is best done in a standing position. Holding it open in the hands, by the hinge in the crotch, the front and back part are shear-like squeezed together and engaged over the hips onto the pins so the entire abdomen is enclosed. With the belt unlocked, the pins, on each hip, can be changed to move the belt closer or further apart."



Wipe away the shame with these After Sex Tissues. You may never have to sleep in the wet patch again!


The pussy snorkel is perfect for connoisseurs of cunnilingus. Simply place over your head and the pussy snorkel will allow you to breathe normally while giving her a long lustful licking she'll never forget.
What are you waiting for? Go Snorkeling!

The cock a doodle memo pad is a memo pad with a difference.

With six different designs to choose from and with a pencil included, it's up to you to fill in the blanks in the space where he should have pants.

So why not let your imagination run wild.

Finally! We've all been waiting for this product, and it is finally here. No more side swiping parked cars or running into things while you're too busy to pay attention. This air freshener protects you from yourself so you can watch the road. It comes with a helpful hands-off picture and a warning highlighted in yellow. As you probably guessed, the anti-masturbatory air freshener scent is sunflower. Naturally.


Why pay an expensive doctor to snip your parts? This humorous magnet kit shows you everything you need to really mess up your male reproductive organs.


No chicken will put fear into most men like this one will. Any man is willing to brag about measurements, but don’t give him a fair measuring device like this one. You’ll probably hear a lot of talk about cold water and shrinkage.


The Tidy Butt Enema for the Anal Retentive will loosen them up. As they say, the pre-lubed tip will be perfect for the “end-user”.


"Surrender yourself to a higher power and never feel alone again!"
I wonder what's really in this...