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Rank: Fuckstick
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So I went to check my e-mail today and found this jem:
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 7:42 PM
Subject: urgent needed
Dear Friend,
My name is Dr Aka Ego,am the branch and computer manager here in our bank.I have only written to seek your indulgence and assistance. I wish to make a transfer involving a huge amount of base £15,000,000.00 {Fifteen Million B.Pounds Sterlings}of Late Mr Mark Smith out of the bank,he died since 1995,till now the account remains dormat.I am proposing to make this transfer to a designated bank account of your choice. Thus, for your indulgence and support,
I propose an offer of 20% of the total amount to be yours after the transfer has been successfully concluded.Your full name and phone number/fax is need in the first place.Kindly reply me stating your interest, and I shall furnish you with the details and necessary proceedures with which to make the transfer progress. I am anxiously awaiting your response through my confidential/bank email address:
aka_ego1@yahoo.com
Thanks and God bless
Dr Aka Ego
Manger.
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My Informations will be given
to you in my next mail.
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so I sent him back my reply:
Dear Dr. Aka Ego,
I am quite well off on my own, maybe some one else would put the money to better use, thank you for the offer.
On the other hand, if you do have all that money, I have a bridge I would like to sell you.
~Jase
 Formally known as MrT The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring MrT and WhutDuFuk. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if MrT and WhutDuFuk were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation".
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester
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I believe the website you want to check out is www.419eater.com That should give you some ideas as to what you should really do with that guy. Good luck. get your ass to mars
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Rank: Not Cool Enough for a Rank :(
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lol, i get that stupid shit everyday in my e-mail. welcome to the club.
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Rank: Taco Technician
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Rank: Fuckstick
Groups: Registered User
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Location: Long Beach
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ZOMG, how can I get in a deal like that?
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Rank: Fuckstick
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i keep getting loads of chit from the "china world trade corporation" , im getting like 1-2 every day know, its about shares. E.g. "Domestic Oil and Gas, Price $0.035, (up 20% on friday) and it goes on and on, no idea why, ive never done anything to do with shares etc, they have been comming scince i registerd on a game site   Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Location: Atlanta, GA - USA
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