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Okay, what do you if you are craving pancakes, but are too stoned to make them yourself or too stoned to get into your car to go to Denny's? Why, you go to the frig and pull out a can of Batter Blaster of course! Find out where to get the stuff by entering your zip code here:
http://www.batterblaster.com/
I know you can get frozen pancakes or waffles, but they're not the same as fresh. And I know you can get them in a carton, but really, if you're too stoned to remember your name, how do you ever plan to get the carton to work? Hmm?!?
.You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip smokes? Didn't now that..
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Too stoned to make pancakes with batter in a carton? Too stoned to drive to dennys? At that point I would probably just stick the can in my mouth and suck on it. But thanks anyways.
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why is your font always so big?  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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mmm...can would go right in my mouth You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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Business wrote:mmm...can would go right in my mouth
So would a lot of other things.
And seriously this cant be real?   Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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No, Cantrip does not smoke, sorry. And yes, it is real. Just enter your zip code into the box to find it near you. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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I'm going to buy a can and let you guys know how it feels. Too bad the closest dealer is 112miles away... ROAD TRIP!
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if your too stoned to drive i dont think you shound ues the stove. pot heads and fire dont mix well lol Yes its time again to Play WTF did Murdy Just type Robot Hell is real and i cant spell yes im dyslexic WDF? wrote:lol fuck you, Murdy. BadHorsie wrote: I love it!
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So.. would those be CANcakes?  ..... .... Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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