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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester
Groups: Registered User
Joined: 11/4/2006
Posts: 665
Points: 21
Location: Los Angeles
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So last night i Drank too much. Fuck We went sake bombing and then to the bar. I remember leaving and coming back to my apartment when we proceedingly hit the bong. Then I dont remember FUCK. This morning at 8:00 (around that time) and had no idea where the fuck I was. About 10 seconds went by and I finally realized I wasnt in my own home. I immediatly walked outside and closed the door and realized atleast I was in my own apartment building. PHEW! Except when I tried to enter my apartment It was locked! WTF. My keys are gone and so is my fucking cell phone, how convient. So im pounding on the door.. I pound for like 10 minutes and my stupid roomates dont wake up. So I decide to walk down the block to this one apartment that has a computer lab and here I am.....Hung over as hell, wearing last nights close and all I rememeber last night is trying to make out with my next door neighbor and not knowing how it ends....fuck me Code:<a href="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Sloganizer,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by sloganizer.net" title="This slogan was generated by sloganizer.net"/></a>
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Joined: 9/7/2006
Posts: 3,054
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Location: Abbotsford British Columbia, Canada
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If your walking funny then it means you got fucked in the ass.... if you see any of your guy friends and you see them walking funny..... then you fucked them in the ass. wtg, youve got wdfized.  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
Groups: Registered User
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 166
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Location: OH
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WTG Tony! Last night, I went out on a date with a chick half my age.....and am seeing her again today....so looks like last night was interesting for LOTS of folks.....
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Rank: Medium-Well
Groups: Registered User
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 2,411
Points: -2
Location: the bottom of the bottle...
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Tony sucks at heavy drinking. you need to drink more often to build up your tolerance. and try smoking (the legal kind), nicotine can cut the alcohol in the blood apparently (in some tests by almost 50%). and remember to always drink good quality alcohol. there's a reason it's cheap. yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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Rank: Fuckstick
Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 689
Points: 33
Location: Aomori, Japan
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Dude go to GNC and get some "Chasers." They work really well (if you follow the instructions to a tee). Chasers have salvaged many a weekend for me since I like to get shit faced on Friday nights. If your dick didn't smell like tuna, you probably got fucked in the ass instead. Good luck, go buy some Baby Gold Bond or something... Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish I had some vicodin, it's been a long time. I remember the first time I took some vicodin for fun, it was like my whole body was a dick and god was blowing me.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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Joined: 6/8/2006
Posts: 1,525
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Location: US
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lol... KYFHO I tried to read your post but I couldn't stop looking at your avatar.
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester
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Joined: 11/4/2006
Posts: 665
Points: 21
Location: Los Angeles
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UPDATE: i am no longer drunk, found my phone and keys AND got back into my apartment at 9:30. W00t Apparently I smoked last night and was incredibly forward to the girl that let me sleep in her apartment. Code:<a href="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Sloganizer,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by sloganizer.net" title="This slogan was generated by sloganizer.net"/></a>
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Rank: Fuckstick
Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 689
Points: 33
Location: Aomori, Japan
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Well that means if you don't get some pussy tonight then you fail...you already laid the foundation, now just lay some pipe! Oh Yeah Crass that is my "Retard" avatar. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish I had some vicodin, it's been a long time. I remember the first time I took some vicodin for fun, it was like my whole body was a dick and god was blowing me.
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