BIll Gates to make Yahoo his bitch for $44.6 x 10^9. Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Friday, February 01, 2008 8:12:34 AM
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It's the beginning of the end:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080201/ap_on_hi_te/microsoft_yahoo
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#2 Posted: : Friday, February 01, 2008 8:21:08 AM
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saw this on the news this morning.

i thought bill gates retired like a year or two ago.  is he still running microsoft?
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#3 Posted: : Friday, February 01, 2008 9:19:50 AM
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This deal is probably going to go through. My company is a partner of google and we got a nice memo today at work. 

Won't really change much seeing how Yahoo has been on the slide for over a year. 

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#4 Posted: : Friday, February 01, 2008 9:21:09 AM
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llenta wrote:
saw this on the news this morning.

i thought bill gates retired like a year or two ago.  is he still running microsoft?


Steve Ballmer.  He's so craaaazzzeee!:

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Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
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#5 Posted: : Friday, February 01, 2008 12:11:35 PM
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Yahoo is so '90s.
get your ass to mars
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#6 Posted: : Friday, February 01, 2008 1:28:01 PM
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#7 Posted: : Friday, February 01, 2008 2:47:34 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
llenta wrote:
saw this on the news this morning.

i thought bill gates retired like a year or two ago.  is he still running microsoft?


Steve Ballmer.  He's so craaaazzzeee!:



I talked to Ballmer at Tully's once. He's a pretty cool guy, except when it comes to Linux, I just can't stand him.
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#8 Posted: : Friday, February 01, 2008 8:04:41 PM
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delta62 wrote:

Yahooligans?



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By the way, Microsoft is hardly making yahoo its "bitch", they're just buying them. It happens all the time. To make yahoo MS's bitch, they would simply take over the company.. FOR FREE. And maybe a coke to drink, or something..
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#10 Posted: : Saturday, February 02, 2008 5:48:38 AM
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