New Bird Gender Test Options
tpractice
#1 Posted: : Sunday, June 11, 2006 10:06:56 PM
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This Is AMAZING!!!
Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.

I always thought it had to be determined surgically.

Until Now.

Which of The Two Birds Is a Female???


Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...

See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.

It can be done.

Even by one with limited bird watching skills.

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Cantrip
#2 Posted: : Sunday, June 11, 2006 10:16:38 PM
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Lol.  The male bird is just thinking "Damn woman, just let me play Half-Life 2:DM in peace!"

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Sirusdv
#3 Posted: : Sunday, June 11, 2006 10:28:14 PM
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Can we at least keep chain letters off this board?
I read ALL your private messages.


"I don't want the salami." -WDF

WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
WDF?
#4 Posted: : Sunday, June 11, 2006 10:58:39 PM
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I laughed.

TURBO360NINjA
#5 Posted: : Monday, June 12, 2006 10:27:03 AM
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lol I laughed too, sheesh have a sense of humor :D
lol jp jp!â„¢

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#6 Posted: : Monday, June 12, 2006 11:07:05 AM
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Funny!

get your ass to mars
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#7 Posted: : Monday, June 12, 2006 11:29:52 AM
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Send this posting to 20 people in the next hour or be strucken with 5 years of bad luck.

Dont break the chain.

haha, i always thought it was the males that shit on people and the females that wake us up in the morning talking there heads off outside

I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings.
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WDF? wrote:
Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it.
WARNING!
Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.


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JaseSpots
#8 Posted: : Monday, June 12, 2006 1:06:12 PM
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funny chain letters are ok in by book as long as you leave out the chain part

 

 

i laughed


Formally known as MrT
The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring MrT and WhutDuFuk. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if MrT and WhutDuFuk were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation".
Nova
#9 Posted: : Monday, June 12, 2006 6:00:28 PM
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i hate chain letters with a passion. they get all tangled up and then you have to untie them. anyways, i thought this guide would have told me how to tell what gender it was. what if both of the birds werent talking? i need answers

Crass
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but the thing is if you wait long enough you will get your answer

FREE TONY!


Rofl I win!
bloodhands
#11 Posted: : Monday, June 12, 2006 9:49:45 PM
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Nova wrote:
i thought this guide would have told me how to tell what gender it was. what if both of the birds werent talking? i need answers

then they are both male, or male and gay, or the male one just told the female version to STFU BE-OTCH

I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings.
Grumpy wrote:
WDF? wrote:
Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it.
WARNING!
Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.


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