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How to annoy a person sitting next to you:
1. Take out your laptop;
2. Open it up nice and calmly;
3. Turn it on;
4. Make sure that the jerk next to you is looking at your screen;
5. Open up internet browser;
6. Close your eyes and start yelling :"Allah Akbar";
7. Take a deep breath and click this link;
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
8. Take a good look at your neighbour's face!
>> PS.Dont forget to get a very good lawyer  I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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 I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here. -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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bloodhands wrote:How to annoy a person sitting next to you:
1. Take out your laptop;
2. Open it up nice and calmly;
3. Turn it on;
4. Make sure that the jerk next to you is looking at your screen;
5. Open up internet browser;
6. Close your eyes and start yelling :"Allah Akbar";
7. Take a deep breath and click this link;
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
8. Take a good look at your neighbour's face! Because it will be the last person you will see before they put you into solitary confienment..
>> PS.Dont forget to get a very good lawyer
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Im not clicking that.   Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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It's safe to click. If you support John McCain and/or George W. Bush, please click here.“I would like to say to Milton and Anna: Regarding the Great Depression. You're right, we did it. We're very sorry. But thanks to you, we won't do it again.” - Ben Bernanke
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{pDs} TERMINATOR™ wrote:Im not clicking that.
its just a countdown. no images or anything.  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Rank: Fuckstick
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Oooh, I see... =D - Awsum untill you get shot for being a terroist... Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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Don't forget the most important part which is wear a towel on your head to add extra effect of fear to your victims. ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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i'm still not entirely clear why the turban needs to be worn on the plane. They know it freaks people out. They know that. Wear when you're getting on, wear it when you're getting off, but for the sake of everyone around you *on* the plane, just take it off. Yes, it's a statement and fact of your religion, but I'm not seeing every christian coming onto the plane *nailed to a cross.* When you get off the plane, feel free to head on up to Bed Bath and Beyond and turban it up, but just leave it alone on the actual plane. --Richard Jeni (rough quote) Safety + Peace
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