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Bike
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:40:47 PM
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So basically I needed troubleshooting for taking assignments online for a course I am taking.  This is by far one of the funniest tech support chats I've ever been in.   I'm Philip.

Penmetch:  Hello.

Philip XXXXX: Hello, I have some difficulty with your assignment log-in page.

Penmatch:  Hello.  Before we start I would like to ask if you are currently using a wireless or wifi internet device to chat.  If you are, please give me your email address right now, so I can contact you immediately in the event that we lose connection during our chat session.  (this must have been an automated message for obvious reasons)

Philip XXXXX:  No, I am connected by ethernet at a LAN in my university.

Penmetch:  Okay.  Before we start I might have like to get specific informasion from you.  Could you pleese tell me your coarse key number?

Philip XXXXX: (provided key number)

Penmetch:  Hello.  Okay, I need just one more peace of information pleease, may I get your coarse key number?

Philip XXXXX: (.... provided key number again)

Penmetch:  Okay, just one moment while I go to gather of information about your technicals issue.

Philip XXXXX: Alright.

Penmetch:  One moment.

Penmetch:  Please stay by.

Penmetch:  I have not forgot about you.

Philip XXXXX: No problem.

Penmetch:  Okay, based on your informasion you are Mr. Philip XXXXX?

Philip XXXXX: .... Yes.

Penmetch:  Pleese describe issues you are having.

Philip XXXXX:  I am trying to take an assignment online, but before it will let me take the assignment it prompts me for an access key.  I have already registered the key, so when I try to enter it I get an error and it sends me back to the log-in page.  It just keeps continuing this cycle.

Penmetch:  Okay minute while I look in problem you are experiensing.

LONG. ASS. 15. MINUTES. LATER.

Penmetch:  Hello.  I apologise for the wait.

Penmetch:  Hello.  Okay, pleese log back in to reach the page d'accueil (LOL!) and begin to take the assignment on.  Let me know if there are of errors still presint.

Philip XXXXX: Everything seems to work fine now, thank you!

Penmetch:  You are welcome.

{pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
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#2 Posted: : Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:46:12 PM
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your names phillip?
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#3 Posted: : Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:01:19 PM
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lol wtf? Is it for a french course? Why did he refer to it as page d'accueil?
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#4 Posted: : Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:03:27 PM
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Lead Salad wrote:
lol wtf? Is it for a french course? Why did he refer to it as page d'accueil?

Lol, no, this is a course for Marketing.  Hahaha.

{pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
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{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
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#5 Posted: : Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:06:27 PM
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Gunslinger wrote:
your names phillip?

Bike wrote:

  I'm Philip.

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#6 Posted: : Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:11:24 PM
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Nice. I'm trying to think of what french colony we might outsource to for tech support...

Somewhat related to the topic, my friend has just started at a new job at a tech support for "like, blackberries and stuff". He directed me to this site.
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#7 Posted: : Wednesday, February 20, 2008 1:00:23 PM
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#8 Posted: : Wednesday, February 20, 2008 4:16:02 PM
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Gunslinger wrote:
your names phillip?


I don't think his real name is bike.

You know, we all have REAL names here.

Silly boy.
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#9 Posted: : Wednesday, February 20, 2008 5:53:19 PM
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I love how people fixate on totally random crap that is completely irrelevant to anything remotely connected to the OP.
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#10 Posted: : Wednesday, February 20, 2008 5:58:23 PM
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Oopsie wrote:
I love how people fixate on totally random crap that is completely irrelevant to anything remotely connected to the OP.


ITT totally random crap

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#11 Posted: : Wednesday, February 20, 2008 6:12:26 PM
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