Just got her again.
Secretary was trying to get info on someone applying for a job. She couldn't find anything with the persons email address into Google, so I gave another suggestion spelling out the name in a strange way in hopes she would be more focused on spelling it right than on the fact she's spelling out her doom (she's well aware of the url by now)...
ME: Theres another site which allows you to enter email addresses and it shows you their info.
HER: Oh great!
ME: Ok, you ready? I'm going to spell it for you, its www.
HER: Ok I'm ready.
ME: i-n-t-e-r
HER: yeah...
ME: n-e-t-i-s-s
HER: okay
ME: e-r-i-o-u-s
HER: got it..
ME: b-u-s-i-n-e-s-s
HER: yup
ME: .com
HER: ok great, thanks!
**a few seconds pass**
HER: Oh shit not this thing again!!
Me:

get your ass to mars