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#1 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 12:49:36 PM
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this story is insanely fucked up
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#2 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 1:12:38 PM
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W-T-F?

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#3 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 2:58:57 PM
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I would put money she was over the 300 lbs. mark, but that is just a guess.
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#4 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 3:14:33 PM
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OMG.  I don't know whether to throw up or declare official hawtness . . .
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#5 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 4:43:07 PM
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If you sit in 1 place for a long time you skin will bond to what ever you are sitting on. It does take a long time to do at least a year or so, and all reported cases that i have found it has been over weight people that has sat in the same place for years sit in on there own flith from food crumbs to there own waste, there have to cut layers of skin off to get what ever they bonded with. The skin and lets say a couch the top few layers of skin and couch become 1 thing and cant be seareted again
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#6 Posted: : Wednesday, March 12, 2008 5:06:45 PM
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shignog wrote:
If you sit in 1 place for a long time you skin will bond to what ever you are sitting on. It does take a long time to do at least a year or so, and all reported cases that i have found it has been over weight people that has sat in the same place for years sit in on there own flith from food crumbs to there own waste, there have to cut layers of skin off to get what ever they bonded with. The skin and lets say a couch the top few layers of skin and couch become 1 thing and cant be seareted again


I don't see how that is possible. Wouldn't they get infections and shit from having foreign materials in their body? I mean, a fucking couch?! It's just weird. I wonder if I strap some armor on and leave it for a few years if it will become infused in my skin and then I can be a fucking superhero or something. Maybe it only happens to really fat people.
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Not so far-fetched.  I once had a gf who seemed permanently attached to my cock.  So, there you go.
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GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:
Not so far-fetched.  I once had a gf who seemed permanently attached to my cock.  So, there you go.

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Cantrip wrote:
Not so far-fetched.  I once had a gf who seemed permanently attached to my cock.  So, there you go.

 

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#10 Posted: : Thursday, March 13, 2008 9:04:42 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
Not so far-fetched.  I once had a gf who seemed permanently attached to my cock.  So, there you go.

 

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