I did not know whether this would be considered Nyquil Bar material or not, but to be safe, ill just post it here.

So yesterday... myself and a group of friends went to play a friendly game of basketball. We had about 6 people total and we had a pretty good game going on. Here is where our fun started to diminish. An old man, maybe about 50 years old, arrives in an old, beat up, red pickup truck.

Now, this guy just sits there, in his truck, staring at the six of us for about 45 minutes. We did not know if he was jerking off or what really...

So after the 45 minutes had passed, he got out of his truck and approached the basketball court. He calmly walked among us on the court and said in a relatively high pitched, lispy voice, "Howdy boys, how are you all."

We all kind of looked at eachother, and intermittently said hello back to him.

He had a wierd look to him. He had some strange glasses and was wearing a large coat. He then proceeded to talk to one of my friends. He said "Son, you really need to adjust your attitude. You all need to think about Jesus Christ more."

The seemingly pedofile/preacher then proceeded to reach into his pocket. We thought he was reaching for a gun. But for our luck, it was not a gun, but rather several small, religious comic books. He then approaches me, and asks if I wanted one of these. I said sure, and he slowly handed it to me. Mine was titled "The Scam."

The pedofile/molester then left, on his way out, telling us to "always be kind in whatever we do." After he left, I then started to read my small comic that I had recieved. It starts out talking about a guy who was scammed of buying a car. The comic then abruptly shifts to a bible story. The moral of my story was that satan is evil. t then went on to ask the reader if they had commited any sins, and then it listed the ways in which you should repent and redeem yourself.

After all of this, I think i have been scarred, and should have called the police on this guy.

I still dont know what denomination he was, but whatever he was, he deserves to slowly rot to death.

I think the people that do this are some sort of Baptist, or Evangelical...I've probably gotten about 2-3 different "comics" about being a sinner and "only accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior is the way you are Saved!!"

...If Jesus is going to be anybody's personal savior, doesn't that mean only one person can be saved?  I guess all the other millions are fucked...poor bastards...

HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

Cantrip wrote:

For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.

I got one it was the indiana jones theme Raiders of the Lost Ark, I got it when my Custom Made Nylon Bullwhips came in, I just threw it out. then  I lit the garbage on fire.

The Moral of the story is...Jesus didn't exist it was a bunch of people putting stories together, from people they heard in the streets who begged for money.

The End

"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers."
"Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"

Does Taking Bible versus out that I think are Really cool, cutting them out and Rolling a joint useing the bible verse as paper count?

"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers."
"Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"