keep your damn drink away from your laptop n00bs Options
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#1 Posted: : Tuesday, March 18, 2008 5:57:55 PM
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so far this week, ive seen 3x macbooks cover in liquid, 2 soaked in green tea, and 1 thorughly oozing full of laundry soap, also an ibook with red wine; moral: keep yr damn drink away from your damn laptop.the end

edit: almost forgot a dell inspiron 1150 with red wine in it as well

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it's ok. all computer components have clearly dotted lines along which you can cut* to make smaller.

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#2 Posted: : Tuesday, March 18, 2008 6:03:10 PM
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#3 Posted: : Tuesday, March 18, 2008 6:07:16 PM
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Location: the bottom of the bottle...
mine always gets shit on it.  people always comment about the dirt on it...

i think there's stale milk in there somewhere too. it's starting to smell funny.
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
mine always gets shit on it. 

Stop using it in the bathroom then, nub...at least look at pron in the bedroom or living room...



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#5 Posted: : Wednesday, March 19, 2008 12:13:12 AM
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i bought a $3 keyboard jsut so i wouldnt worry about spilling stuff on it....its been 2 years now and not a single one of my hundreds of beers has fallen into it. i think its quite the accomplishment :)
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#6 Posted: : Wednesday, March 19, 2008 2:06:12 AM
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Hoe do I clean underneath my laptop keyboard without voiding my warranty?
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#7 Posted: : Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:22:05 PM
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I'm too OCD.  I wipe down my keyboard religiously with those lysol disinfectant wipes..Use a air gun ect..  Think Gattaca..  Its nuts but it does feel nice when it is really clean, plus the ladies like a clean Rooster and the Rooster likes a well kept Hen..
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HolyJaw wrote:
Hoe do I clean underneath my laptop keyboard without voiding my warranty?


There is much of your laptop you can open and do without affecting your warranty.  Google your make and model and you will probably find lots of how tos and such on cleaning and maintaining.
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#9 Posted: : Wednesday, March 19, 2008 4:19:46 PM
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HolyJaw wrote:
Hoe do I clean underneath my laptop keyboard without voiding my warranty?


very very very very very rarely on laptops is there any type of void warranty detection stickers, and if yr laptop had one it would be located on the bottom of the laptop covering a screw hole to remove the top deck, so dont be too coincerened

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yes. please go fuck yoruself and die.


MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:


it's ok. all computer components have clearly dotted lines along which you can cut* to make smaller.

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Had coke spilled on/inside mine....after spraying it out with compressed air....and leaving it for a week (where it wouldn't turn on).....and the day I was to send it off to get fixed, I tried turning it on and it's been working fine since.....although the o, p, and bracket keys [ ] stick like a mother.....


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#11 Posted: : Friday, March 28, 2008 9:59:41 PM
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#12 Posted: : Saturday, March 29, 2008 3:44:27 AM
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THAT GUY IN THE VIDEO IS FUCKING CREEPY. A HOW-TO VIDEO IS NOT YOUR OSCAR SUBMISSION, GB2/B/.
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These videos are extremely informative. I just watched all of them

Thanks, Cantrip

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