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Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
Scroll down...You'll love this ... "You got Male!"
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 Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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havoc wrote:
"You got Fale!"
fixed.  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Dragon wrote:havoc wrote:
"You got Fale!"
fixed. Winnar Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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I didn't get the joke until Havoc fixed it. Great stuff. "Videogames are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n' roll." - Shigeru Miyamoto  Hail Slither, The Eternal Champion!
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You guys are ruthless. It's his attempt to be friendly with people on the forum and you anal rape him like no tomorrow...
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Leon Switch wrote:You guys are ruthless. It's his attempt to be friendly with people on the forum and you anal rape him like no tomorrow... He did it in a form that resembled chain letters soccer moms send to each other after discovering this amazing thing called email. No harm done though. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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stealth wrote:Leon Switch wrote:You guys are ruthless. It's his attempt to be friendly with people on the forum and you anal rape him like no tomorrow... He did it in a form that resembled chain letters soccer moms send to each other after discovering this amazing thing called email. No harm done though. Well to lighten the mood a little bit and stay somewhat on subject, I was born on (no bullshit) 9/13/85 - Friday the 13th with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. I was also born sideways, resulting in a cesection. As a result, they drugged my mother so she was passed the fuck out and they didn't let my father into the operating room, so none of my parents were "there" for my birth. Iraq-Bound
29 AUG 08 - Tikrit
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Leon Switch wrote:You guys are ruthless. It's his attempt to be friendly with people on the forum and you anal rape him like no tomorrow... Welcome to WDFnews forums. fag. L:O:V:E IamDonSharp TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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IamDonSharp wrote:Leon Switch wrote:You guys are ruthless. It's his attempt to be friendly with people on the forum and you anal rape him like no tomorrow... Welcome to WDFnews forums. fag. L:O:V:E IamDonSharp
yeah, WDFnews, the home for internet trolls and malcontents. And cute baby haters. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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Fuck babies. Why am I supposed to think that a tiny, hairless, toothless, inebriated human is cute?
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Hahahahah, that's cute. *chuckles*
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stealth wrote:Leon Switch wrote:You guys are ruthless. It's his attempt to be friendly with people on the forum and you anal rape him like no tomorrow... He did it in a form that resembled chain letters soccer moms send to each other after discovering this amazing thing called email. No harm done though. well, it was a soccer dad, and babies are the only innocent beauty left in the world imo, but the net is full of haters, just like the real world, i'll find better one next
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