I'm going away Options
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#1 Posted: : Sunday, April 27, 2008 12:41:07 PM
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I will be in an undisclosed location until next week. No posting, no TF2. Don't miss me too much.
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Killing people is good therapy.


Lead Salad
#2 Posted: : Sunday, April 27, 2008 2:16:05 PM
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Where are you going, a super secret training camp for future left-wing revolutionaries (Grandma's House)?
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#3 Posted: : Sunday, April 27, 2008 3:03:52 PM
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Don't shoot anyone in the face.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
WarMachine
#4 Posted: : Sunday, April 27, 2008 3:56:17 PM
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Oh noes our Dick has gone into hiding!

We will order Viagra for the Tempest STAT!



virus
#5 Posted: : Sunday, April 27, 2008 4:13:49 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
I will be in an undisclosed location until next week. No posting, no TF2. Don't miss me too much.

Dick Cheney, international man of mystery.   Hey, the VP Dick Cheney is often AFK from the White House too.  Could it be?

Our {pDs} Dick is also often fragging teammates while on the hunt.  Watch out quail hunters everywhere.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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Leon Switch
#6 Posted: : Sunday, April 27, 2008 10:02:36 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
I will be in an undisclosed location until next week. No posting, no TF2. Don't miss me too much.


Dick Cheney's a secret reporter from Al Jazehra, reporting on an awesome story. No wonder he's always like 'I'm in your base spying on your doods!'

That or he's off to a gay-pride parade. Wait, that's more likely. Gay pride parade it is, I called it.
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#7 Posted: : Sunday, April 27, 2008 10:15:55 PM
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no no...he's going away for diversity training


HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

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For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
K_Buz
#8 Posted: : Monday, April 28, 2008 12:21:23 AM
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I thought it was the surgery that he's been saving up for?




Do not eat the contents of this post.
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#9 Posted: : Monday, April 28, 2008 4:00:36 PM
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K_Buz wrote:
I thought it was the surgery that he's been saving up for?


he already had half of it, he just needs to have boobs put in =P

only some of you will get that joke.

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When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#10 Posted: : Monday, May 05, 2008 1:17:24 AM
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I am back. No boobs, no diversity training, and no one was shot in the face. The most exciting day featured a dead body, Irish people, 11 hours of drinking, and some reckless driving.
Razor wrote:
Killing people is good therapy.


Cantrip
#11 Posted: : Monday, May 05, 2008 1:31:18 AM
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Pics, or it never happened.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
WDF?
#12 Posted: : Monday, May 05, 2008 8:58:24 AM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
I am back. No boobs, no diversity training, and no one was shot in the face. The most exciting day featured a dead body, Irish people, 11 hours of drinking, and some reckless driving.


Sounds like Ireland.

Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#13 Posted: : Monday, May 05, 2008 10:44:23 AM
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WDF? wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
I am back. No boobs, no diversity training, and no one was shot in the face. The most exciting day featured a dead body, Irish people, 11 hours of drinking, and some reckless driving.


Sounds like Ireland.


It does but it wasn't unfortunately.
Razor wrote:
Killing people is good therapy.


WarMachine
#14 Posted: : Monday, May 05, 2008 11:28:17 AM
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Sounds like a Funeral with a drunkin wake in tow.


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