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HolyJaw
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, May 06, 2008 1:39:41 AM
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Wait, what? Yeah, Pterodactyl Porn.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1808306

Oh, and while you're at it

http://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Videos-Watch-a-Video___1,2,,21918.html

Dinosaur Porn. GG German Fetishes.

"Mom... if you were in a German scheisse video... you'd tell me... right?"

*awkward pause* "Sure dear."
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#2 Posted: : Tuesday, May 06, 2008 2:02:32 AM
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oh man, that was good.
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#3 Posted: : Tuesday, May 06, 2008 4:36:59 AM
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 PREHISTORIC FURRIES!!!
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
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GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
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#4 Posted: : Tuesday, May 06, 2008 7:46:46 AM
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I like how the dudes just sorta flap their wings a lil, like "Oh yea, we're Pterodactyls."
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#5 Posted: : Tuesday, May 06, 2008 11:45:31 AM
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you think thats fucked up? you haven't seen shit. I believe Gny. Sgt. Hartman says it all. Honestly looks like they are fucking one serious brown turd.

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#6 Posted: : Tuesday, May 06, 2008 5:43:30 PM
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Splinter wrote:
you think thats fucked up? you haven't seen shit. I believe Gny. Sgt. Hartman says it all. Honestly looks like they are fucking one serious brown turd.


seen it
Cecilsan[GwDR]
#7 Posted: : Saturday, May 10, 2008 2:40:08 AM
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Seriously...wtf
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#8 Posted: : Sunday, May 11, 2008 6:39:08 AM
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I compare the girl's acting to that in any other porn (ever), and I am forced to realize how fake all of it is. All of it.
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#9 Posted: : Sunday, May 11, 2008 3:48:27 PM
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Pfft!

Those aren't real pterodactyls.
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You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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#10 Posted: : Monday, May 12, 2008 8:31:47 AM
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I love how the guy spazzes out everywhere in the second video, as if to say, "Yeah, this looks real."
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#11 Posted: : Monday, May 12, 2008 5:52:46 PM
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