Okay, so this thread is devoted to moments where something happened that was so funny you couldn't control your mouse.

DonkyPunch and I were playing Goldrush on Tempest #1 last night.  It was three against two.  We each got an additional person at the end. The two guys were from  {3rd Leg} clan.

We were attacking and were on the third(?) level were the bomb finally makes it to the endpoint and the whole thing blows up.

Well, just before you get there, there's a pickup truck on the right and some steps leading to a deck on the left.  They had us pinned down with a sniper just behind the final capture point who would pick us off once we turned the corner and came in view.

On the left they had set up two sentries.  We had the bomb even with the pickup truck almost on the bridge, but would get killed by the sentries, if we did anything but come up on the right of the bomb, but at that point the sniper would get us, or an engie would drop down and wrench us.

So DonkeyPunch went Spy, which admittedly, he was not used to playing.  He tried several times to jump on top of the engies' heads and sap the guns, only he is teh suck at it, kept missing, and would get killed.

We hatched a plan, with less than three minutes left, that Donkey would sap the guns and at that exact same moment, their sniper would be distracted, allowing our sniper to step around the corner to kill him as I, as a heavy, would go in, shoot up the engies and the sapped sentries and carry the bomb forward for the EPIC WIN!

Donkey says over his mic, "Ready . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . GOGOGO!"

Our sniper steps out to take aim to take out their sniper and I step out and move forward guns blazing to the left to take out the sapped sentries and the confused engies. 

-Only Donkey missed sapping the guns, AGAIN!

What I heard from Donkey was, "Damnit! I missed sapping them-"
[{3rd Leg} Tom WRENCH DonkeyPunch] (Dead)

"Fuck he's still-"
[Their Sniper Dick HEADSHOT Our Sniper N00b] (Dead)

I say, as I'm spraying the still active guns while simultaneously listening to my two dying teammates, "Guns are still up, guns are-"
[{3rd Leg} Harry SENTRYGUN Cantrip] (Dead)

"*[DEAD] Cantrip:  Wow that was EPIC FAILURE! lol."

"*[DEAD] Donkey: That couldn't have been worse if we tried."

I was laughing so hard I couldn't control my mouse when I respawned.  My heavy's gun just kept bobbing up and down with each laugh convulsion.  It was too funny. 

We eventually won a minute later when someone else joined our team. Too bad I didn't take any scrieenies.

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I ran circles around the little wall near the enemy spawn with my medic trying to catch up, launching pipes and stickys till i ran out of ammo.  Such a great time.  The strange part was war and I were leading the charts, and neither of us were playing soldier.

So war and I were up late, dominating the hell out of the -Q- clan 24/7 goldrush server.  We get along to offense on stage 3, and I think "what would happen if a engie went back to the red spawn and set up a SG infront of the point before we cap the first point."  Well, I tell the team, all of the sudden war calls out "guys slow down the cart so we can get this SG up"  We stop pushing the cart so we can build a level 3 sg infront of the spawn door, along with a pyro and fully charged medic.

Get the call to cap the first point and.... BOOM its total chaos at the red spawn, then I get auto switched :(

<edited to add>Forgot to finish the story, cart is right outside of cap with 8 mins left on the map, I hold it off the cap, sticky bombing people left and right, war gets auto balanced next and we drive the cart back to the last cap, they werent even close to winning it after we both switched.

Funny parts for me at least

Medic on 2fort with friends , i cant remember who it was but it was ahhhh crap or ed , All i remember is he came running up to me on fire shouting and spaming medic and a second before they died i whiped out the bonesaw and did my taunt

Priceless moment right there , A medic taunting over your burning corpse



Did the same thing to another soldier a looonnnnggg time ago and the best part was when he seen be taunt he utterd out the words "Your an ass.." then died

Disguising as a friendly heavy on 2fort as Donkeypunch (a scout) grabs our intel. I step out of the spawn and, to the right I see a glowing red guy with a baseball bat running towards me. I take one shot with the revolver and he falls inches away from my feet with the flag in hand.

I got so cracked up that I got maybe 1 kill per life for the next 10 minutes.