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WarMachine wrote:
5. Putting rainbow stickers on all the assholes cars that made me do push ups to get my shit back. Knowing that they where driving around on a Marine Corps Base for days without noticing a rainbow sticker on there bumper was worth every push up I did for that stunt once they found out who did it. Don't get me wrong cause I'm definatly NOT anti-gay. I just love that they got so pissed when they found out. Most stickers went on the front bumper where they wouldn't notice it for awhile. LOL
I wish I thought of this trick! I know a handful of people that I wish I could have done this too
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Question: How many Marines fit into the available transport you have? Answer: One more.
ha, that's the right answer! {pDs} Rebel |Rectal Engineer| Once Nate says something stupid again, I'll put it here!
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I forgot to mention the hot chicks I met overseas.
Check out the chee chees on this one! You know you wanna bite em!!!!!
Forgot to metion while on deployment the cramped condition and lack of women led to the the lack of repression on homosexual urges.... Chris "Fish" likes it in da butt!
I had to climb on the top rack to get the best angle of the dangle.
Im sure if I ever went postal at a work place this next pic is the pic that would endup on CNN..
This pic is the day I got back from Afghanistan ...While in country we all wanted to see who could grow the best Afgani-stash.
I was runner up  .
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Damn, this thread is making me kinda hard. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Hey war you ever fire one of these? Umm do you know if I could give it a try? I REALLY wanna fire off this before I die.  
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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Magic Anchovies wrote:Hey war you ever fire one of these? Umm do you know if I could give it a try? I REALLY wanna fire off this before I die.
Nope. But I did see one of these fire. Its called a phalenx , aka sea wiz, aka R2-D2. At 3000 rds per minute. Yes! Three Thousand rds per minute!
I sux I dont know how to inbed but heres the vid link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP6GpAnmAPU&feature=related
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I thought the phalanx was like, computer controlled. Isn't that what the R2-D2 head is for?
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Lead Salad wrote:I thought the phalanx was like, computer controlled. Isn't that what the R2-D2 head is for?
Yes it is. But im sure some lucky fool gets to press the fire button.
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I've always wanted to get the training of a military career, but I would definitely wind up putting someone down (probably a superior who is high of his ass in power). Hierarchy just isn't my bag........baby. I want to learn Krav Maga and learn how to fire as many weapons as I can. No idea why, just always have. Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.
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i just want you to know that i pissed off my gf for 15 minutes having her wait for me to finish reading this thread.
great stuff! i wanna see more photos of you in the shit.
and lols at "how many marines can you fit into the transport? one more!" hahaha. got anymore gems like that?
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