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Biggest poon mistake ever? I think so. Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.
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To be fair though, sex complicates any relationship 90% of the time. If he screwed her it would throw a whole bunch of shit into the boat, so I can understand that.
But still, she's pretty damn hot. {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
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Bike wrote:
To be fair though, sex complicates any relationship 90% of the time. If he screwed her it would throw a whole bunch of shit into the boat, so I can understand that.
Haha. I was banging this hot chick I really liked (-the sex was amazing), but she was kinda demanding and I determined she would be better as a "friend" than as a gf. So I suggested to her that we have a platonic relationship instead of a sexual one. She calmly turned to me, gave me her complete attention with a sort of annoyed smirk that eventually turned to a really mad face by the time she was finished saying this:
"You know, Cantrip, sex isn't the most important aspect of a relationship, but Goddamnit, IT'S PRETTY GODDAMN IMPORTANT!!!" she said as she wrapped her hands around my neck and got into my face.
"Okay, fine, forget I even mentioned it. I'll fuck you. Sheesh."
I remember she made me give it to her especially hard to make up for my transgression.
EDIT: Yeah, if I had to pick someone to do once more, it would be her. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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this isnt helping my abstaining In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Gunslinger wrote:this isnt helping my abstaining
better stop reading this thread then...stay "pure" young man  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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i cant escape it is all, gotta hear about it at work, with friends, during class, etc etc then again i should of more than expected it on the nyquil bar In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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Gunslinger wrote:this isnt helping my abstaining and you're in Waco? You have to be nuts. Baylor girls are hot and easy...especially easy if you're an SMU student like I was get your ass to mars
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:Gunslinger wrote:this isnt helping my abstaining and you're in Waco? You have to be nuts. Baylor girls are hot and easy...especially easy if you're an SMU student like I was MCC is where its at In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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