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Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 1:26:18 AM
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You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Magic Anchovies
#2 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 1:29:27 AM
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I came





"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers."
"Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
delta62
#3 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 1:36:15 AM
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In relation to another thread floating about the forums....

This is proof that there is a God.

TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do.
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse.

Lead Salad wrote:
My ePenis is 10 feet long!

WDF wrote:
A pair in douchbaggery.

Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#4 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 1:36:22 AM
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notice how there is no other furniture? its so expensive you wont be able to afford anything else
Razor wrote:
Killing people is good therapy.


Blahooligan
#5 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 1:54:44 AM
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i dont give a shit about other furniture...you wont NEED anything else ever again....




i want one!


btw more infos here
Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninny Bong

This is the Narwhal.
Denne er narkval
Hvor er narkval?
Where is the narwhal?
Lykkkelig liten narkval!
Happy Little narwal!

This has been Conversational Norwegian with Freakazoid.
Cantrip
#6 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 2:25:29 AM
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*Hint: Hold your mouse over the pic in the first post.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
{pDs}BelligerentPimp
#7 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 9:43:12 AM
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I predict WDF and Sirus will have one before PenguinLAN.
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#8 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 10:47:04 AM
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{pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
I predict WDF and Sirus will have one before PenguinLAN.


so thats why we don't have the new servers up yet...
Razor wrote:
Killing people is good therapy.


Giller [GwDR]
#9 Posted: : Friday, June 13, 2008 7:55:27 PM
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Does it require plumbing?   I think i see a urine vacuum hose there that you can hook up to your penis.  (female urine kit, additional charge...sorry ladies)

Quote:

"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
Lead Salad
#10 Posted: : Saturday, June 14, 2008 2:24:25 AM
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{pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
I predict WDF and Sirus will have one before PenguinLAN.


You apparently haven't heard of the new donation goal for this month.
Cantrip
#11 Posted: : Saturday, June 14, 2008 12:24:51 PM
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{pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
I predict WDF and Sirus will have one before PenguinLAN.


Nah.  They're saving their pennies for this chair:


You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Lead Salad
#12 Posted: : Saturday, June 14, 2008 4:30:33 PM
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Does the chair come with the girl?
Dragon
#13 Posted: : Saturday, June 14, 2008 8:34:59 PM
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Lead Salad wrote:
Does the chair come with the girl?


not for them

Cantrip wrote:
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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