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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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Given Dragonball Z is a fantasy based off of ancient chinese folklore by the translated title of "The Monkey King", it goes to follow that this Chinese man can, literally, control the temperature from his fingers to his toes, and, using just his hands (with and without direct contact), increase the temperature of an object to 202 degrees farenheit. Of course, were he in the actual world of Capsule Corp., insane fucking villains, and filled with people who listen to the fucking voice in their head ("Give me your energy!"), he would be the absolute weakest of weak sauce. He can't even shoot energy balls. But he fucking walks across thin paper, and will cure your shit. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?

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biggest croc i've seen since that black blind kid.
if you'll notice that white bundle he has proabably has some exothermic reaction, like the salt people use on their driveways in the wintertime but a more potent reagents. the camera shows that the rod is white hot but his hands aren't, and as much as an improvment heat works with arthritis in terms of dulling the pain it does, but all that wavy crap and lighting stuff on fire (which is probably incense) makes me a sad panda. Makes me sad that people don't realize thats it's themselves they need to focus on not the things around them, how it's all a state of mind, and not a physical need.
EDIT: I wonder why they didn't show us his happy ending. 


"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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but he dont have a turtle shell =/
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Rank: Dutchess of Doodoo

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I believe it, his name is Master Joe after all. You wanna take this to Fuck Town? Oh gadzooks, yes!
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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iD wrote:but he dont have a turtle shell =/ ahahahahahahaha silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Rank: Taco Technician

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I love how people's first reaction after finding out it can't be explained through science is to believe it's not true.
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