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So there's this hot girl. For some reason she seems to agree in the reverse direction.
She broke up with an ex cause he sat around playing video games.
How do I somehow make statement one not contradict with statement two?
Happy crap=happy crap.
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ahhhh_crap wrote:
So there's this hot girl. For some reason she seems to agree in the reverse direction.
She broke up with an ex cause he sat around playing video games.
How do I somehow make statement one not contradict with statement two?
Happy crap=happy crap.
Please edit your madness so we can figure out what you are asking. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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wtf is going on? get your ass to mars
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taking a guess at interpretation.... i think our beloved Ahhhh_Crap has found a potential lady friend. he also believes that she has the hots for him as well. HOWEVER.... it would appear she broke up with her last guy because he played too many video games. i think we can all assume that Ahhhh_Crap plays an exorbiant amount of games because well...he is here and one of us. so thus...the problem here is how to appeal to the girl, yet not abandon/hide the video games? also...friendly advice forum is thataway... Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninny Bong
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This forum ought to require a fucking breathalizer before login
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I think Ahh should first get into this chick's pants. If you bang her, you win. Then she finds out you game hardcore, then she leaves you. Fact that will not change after she leaves you: you banged her, thus you win. I see no conflict in this approach. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Try a good opening line. I know they say these are cliche, but one in particular always seems to help me bring the ladies home: "Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?" silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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HolyJaw wrote:Try a good opening line. I know they say these are cliche, but one in particular always seems to help me bring the ladies home:
"Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"
LOL.
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don't sit around playing games all the time, or find a girl who accepts you as you are. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Lead Salad wrote:This forum ought to require a fucking breathalizer before login no entry for those under the legal limit. You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:don't sit around playing games all the time, or find a girl who accepts you as you are.
agreed. but i think we need to know more information as to the falling out between the girl and the video game guy. If he was a wow nerd who would ditch his girl on friday nights to beat some dungeon with 12 y/os, then maybe he DID play too much for her. But if a chick gets mad at you for playing an hour of TF2 in ur down time when nothing else is going on, find another girl. She's obviously has some insecurities and is prolly really needy and high maintenance. You have to ask yourself if having a hot chick with a naggy attitude is what you want.
also, lets get a pic of this girl on here.
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well, I seem to have taken cantrips advice, which is quite horrific upon finding that was the case....
She's actually a closet gamer-bought the 360 just for halo. Main thing with her is doing is so much more fun than sitting around playing a game. I hate to say it, but nine times outa ten I gotta agree. So, we'll see what happens. And actually I wasn't too drunk when I first wrote the thread up, just too dumb to figure out that the forum labeled "advice" was where you went for advice.
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ahhhh_crap wrote:
well, I seem to have taken cantrips advice, which is quite horrific upon finding that was the case....
She's actually a closet gamer-bought the 360 just for halo. Main thing with her is doing is so much more fun than sitting around playing a game. I hate to say it, but nine times outa ten I gotta agree. So, we'll see what happens. And actually I wasn't too drunk when I first wrote the thread up, just too dumb to figure out that the forum labeled "advice" was where you went for advice.
No, we meant the fact that you can't coherently thread together words, yet expect them to make sentences. :) silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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I've found that if I want a less snipish answer, phrasing things in a way that requires some though to understand results in the majority of folks to say "well that aint worth thinking about". This results in less feedback, but usually of a higher quality. Somehow cantrip just was an exception. Well, and perhaps my speaking ability is slightly less than that of an africanized bull wallrus.
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ahhhh_crap wrote: phrasing things in a way that requires some though to understand
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