The King of Kong: Fistfull of Quarters - Right Now on G4TV Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Sunday, July 06, 2008 5:01:57 PM
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Yup.  The Donkey Kong competition movie.  G4 TV, its on right now.  Missed like 30 minutes of it, but oh wait, TiVo caught it, so just you reading this missed 30 minutes of it.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Cantrip
#2 Posted: : Sunday, July 06, 2008 5:43:37 PM
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Jesus Christ.  Are these people for real?  You've got to be kidding me.

I am watching this movie and I am laughing one moment, and finding it so bizarre the next.  These people are so serious about video game scores.

What I thought was going to be a lame movie about has-been video game players is actually keeping my attention with drama drama drama. 

You will feel so much better about yourself after watching 20 minutes of this movie.  I don't see it on in the next two weeks on my TiVo schedule.  So, if you're not watching this, NetFlix it or whatever you kids do to pirate movies.

K, there's an 80-year-old grandma who is going to try to break the Q-Bert world record.  Stranger and stranger.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
J-Town
#3 Posted: : Sunday, July 06, 2008 6:30:03 PM
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Its very strange how serious they are about all of that. Borderline creepy.

TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

Cantrip
#4 Posted: : Sunday, July 06, 2008 7:08:33 PM
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J-Town wrote:
Its very strange how serious they are about all of that. Borderline creepy.


They're serious dicks about it!  ZOMG!  I had to stop watching it I was getting so pissed off the way they were treating that one poor guy.   I'll watch it after I've had some food.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
delta62
#5 Posted: : Sunday, July 06, 2008 11:36:29 PM
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Triplebam brought that home one night. It was a damn good documentary, I must admit.

Oh, and the asswipe donkey kong chanpion guy was on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast once.

TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do.
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse.

Lead Salad wrote:
My ePenis is 10 feet long!

WDF wrote:
A pair in douchbaggery.

J-Town
#6 Posted: : Monday, July 07, 2008 5:09:04 AM
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He seems to have a bit of an ego on him. Is it a coincidence that he went for the "traditional Jesus" look? I think not. He truly believes he is the reincarnation of Jesus and is defeating the devil ape by letting that princess ascend to heaven through the helping hands of that wacky barrel jumping midget.

TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

delta62
#7 Posted: : Monday, July 07, 2008 4:10:24 PM
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J-Town wrote:
He seems to have a bit of an ego on him. Is it a coincidence that he went for the "traditional Jesus" look? I think not. He truly believes he is the reincarnation of Jesus and is defeating the devil ape by letting that princess ascend to heaven through the helping hands of that wacky barrel jumping midget.

Him and hs fucking red white and bue tie.

 

TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do.
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse.

Lead Salad wrote:
My ePenis is 10 feet long!

WDF wrote:
A pair in douchbaggery.

Cantrip
#8 Posted: : Monday, July 07, 2008 5:35:05 PM
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Okay, just watched the last 30 minutes of the film.  Had to stop yesterday because I was getting so pissed off at the whole thing.

Man, these guys are dicks-and-a-half.  They create this little empire because no one else keeps track of these things, and they tried to protect that little fiefdom for themselves and Billy, who is twice the dick of any of those fucks.

Along comes the hapless protagonist, Steve, who hasn't amounted to much, except he can play a mean game of DK. He submits his score to these fucks, who, without notice or permission, let themselves into this dude's garage and take apart his DK machine and claim it was rigged because he got a part from some nemesis of Billy.

UHHGGG.  I get pissed off just thinking about it.

Anyway, I did some searching - not to spoil the end for anyone - but it looks like the current titleholder got there in public view.

This reminds me of my childhood when there would be a few kids first on my block to have the latest in-thing - for me it was kids who played Dungeons and Dragons.  They wouldn't let anyone else play but some small little group of them and they felt so superior because of it.  Later I got to play, but my character was so weak because he was new compared to these pukes, that it really wasn't fun for me so after a few weeks, I stopped playing.

That's the situation for this Steve guy.  He's trying to break into this club, has the ability, but these fucks keep trying to keep him out.

I hope these assholes burn in hell.

Steve, if you're reading this, you don't need the grief.  Get away from these people.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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