I don't know if we want to encourage these kinds of posts or not. Perhaps we can have an "Ultimate Stupid Forum Flash Game Thread" thread, but here is a game that I have wasted so much time playing, I'm embarrassed to mention it.
Totem Destroyer - destroy the number of objects indicated on the upper right, without letting to totem hit the ground. There are three kinds of objects. The kind you can't blow up, kind you can blow up and kind that are spongy but blow-upable. Hit q to quit.
http://armorgames.com/play/1871/totem-destroyer.
You should be more like Cantrip.
Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"