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Stop eating so many cakes and pies. That is all. get your ass to mars
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To all the people on Craigslist. Why the hell are you there? Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.
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 You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:Stop eating so many cakes and pies. That is all. thats what you get for trying the casual encounters section. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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lol, I should make a "find the ugliest woman on craigslist" challenge get your ass to mars
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:lol, I should make a "find the ugliest woman on craigslist" challenge With a poll afterward. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:Stop eating so many cakes and pies. That is all. \
You know what you need to do it make a profile that describes yo as a pie and see how many women you can get to message you. 
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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Speaking of casual encounters.. first person to find me on OKCupid wins a sticker. I read ALL your private messages.
"I don't want the salami." -WDF
WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
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tbh once in a while Craigslist personals turn up some hilarious shit.
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TOO UGLY http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/cas/749845291.html MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
yes. please go fuck yoruself and die.
MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
it's ok. all computer components have clearly dotted lines along which you can cut* to make smaller.
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at least she is honest. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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Is it that hard to understand that no man wants an old, fat woman? get your ass to mars
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Dude, why are you looking for chicks on Craigslist? I'm sure if you just went to a bar and told some hot chick what an uber-leet soap box racer you are, you'd be golden.
Try it. You could walk up to her and say, "Hey, I'm a champion go cart racer. Come back to my pad and I'll show you my 'trophy'"
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 MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
yes. please go fuck yoruself and die.
MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
it's ok. all computer components have clearly dotted lines along which you can cut* to make smaller.
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lol i actually do have a gf and am very happy, but its entertaining reading the personals. Seriously. Lets look at some of the titles you can find on craigslist today. It's like watching Maury. Looking for a Loyal & Loving Man - 23 --had this picture inside
...I wonder if she's looking for a 'loyal' man because the douche bag in the pic was..ahem..not.
Or how about playing the "sounds good until" game.
I dont know what im doing... :) - 23 -Hello. Im very new at this and thought i would give it a try! Im 22, a full time Mom to a wonderful 2 year old little boy. I love watching Nascar, hanging out with friends and doing the family thing! Im all around a pretty nice chick, with a great sense of humor, and personality ( so i think! ) Why not... - 23 -Hello There! Thank you for choosing to open my ad. Now that I've got your attention let me tell you why you would find me amazing. I love to cook, so if you like to eat, drop me a line. I love cuddling and could be totally happy staying in on a weekend just to be wrapped up in your arms. I love laughing and smiling and my laugh is totally contageous. I like to do things, I want to explore Pittsburgh or go for a hike or discover a new restaurant we've never heard of before. Your mom and I will get along great and she'd never know how good I am to you in bed. (Did I say that out loud?) =) So if any of this sounds good you just let me know. Just one more thing...I'm an LLL. (That's Large Lovely Lady. BBW was already taken.) and yeah im bored. get your ass to mars
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