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 Teh hawtness, no? (And no underpants. I would do her just to say I did.) Discuss. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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garbage!!! i personally would never have sex with a puppet, or have sex in which puppets were somehow involved. puppets are the anti-sexy. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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ever wank with a hand puppet?
I havent but dont knock it till you try it.
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trigot wrote:
ever wank with a hand puppet?
I havent but dont knock it till you try it.
That is right up there with putting Pop-Rocks in a condom, putting it on, then peeing to see what it does. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Oopsie wrote:trigot wrote:
ever wank with a hand puppet?
I havent but dont knock it till you try it.
That is right up there with putting Pop-Rocks in a condom, putting it on, then peeing to see what it does.
It feels like Pixie Dust! 
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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At first I want to yell "Oh lord, of course not." And then I blink a few times. And then I start thinkin' "Hey...maybe it's not so bad." Safety + Peace
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Oopsie wrote:trigot wrote:
ever wank with a hand puppet?
I havent but dont knock it till you try it.
That is right up there with putting Pop-Rocks in a condom, putting it on, then peeing to see what it does. must....resist.... sudden urge to buy Pop-Rocks  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:garbage!!!
i personally would never have sex with a puppet, or have sex in which puppets were somehow involved. puppets are the anti-sexy. No, this thread is quality and thus will remain where it is.
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its like a shag carpet down there In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Gunslinger wrote:its like a shag carpet down there yet another reason why puppets dont mix with sexytime. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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