I prefer cats hugging boobies.

I for one, am very, very happy that the ranking player on our servers is pointedly non-competitive. When competition starts flaring up, it's a mess. We meet and talk on our forums, we play and chill on our servers. I'll be with Daniel on this bit. Putting competitive and bullshit in the same sentence is truth.

Probably the only player I have to actually think to kill is Daniel. He comes from a competitive background like I do so his playstyle is similiar to people who play competitively. On the flipside  I enjoy playing on his team due to his understanding of the style I play.

I love you all but nobody actually makes me stop and think before joining a team. You're all great players though =) It's all in good fun win lose or draw.

Alright. Time for some research. In celebration of my 85% on a midterm, I'm going to lay this down. Here's the best in class on our Tempest servers. Some names will be more familiar than others.

Scout (scattergun): Succulent Roast, Mr.Bojangles, Kokuten
Scout (pistol): Fat Pigeon, Lollerskates, ShoeJew (Simon) (shwhjw)
Scout (bat): Shakakhan, DirtNapper, MarioMario

Soldier (rocket): Genghis, Giller, TgAllen
Soldier (shotgun): Fat Pigeon, Leon Switch, Gnar
Solder (shovel): War, Fat Pigeon, advancing

Pyro (flamethrower): Cantrip, Magic Anchovies, Klules
Pyro (backburner): sunfox, ErkDog, Klules
Pyro (shotgun): Klules, ShoeJew (Simon) (shwhjw), Slaughter
Pyro (flaregun): sunfox, lazyboy, Magic Anchovies
Pyro (fireaxe): Murdy, ((Rick-Roll'd!)), CookedGoose
Pyro (axetinguisher): ErkDog, lazyboy, Saber
Pyro (deflection): TerribleNate, Ren!x, FleshIncinerated

Heavy (minigun): Bendy, Granimal, Felix
Heavy (shotgun): Bendy, Wobblit, ShoeJew (Simon) (shwhjw)
Heavy (fists): Flirtatious Giraffe, Bendy, Cpt. Falcon

Demo (sticky grenade): Razor, TP, daniel
Demo (pipe grenade): Se7en, Razor, MarioMario
Demo (bottle): Ducktor BBQ, Sabitor, L3gion

Medic (syringe gun): flechette, TheRXbandit, Kritz McGibber
Medic (blutsaugher): Ed_The_Wolf, Creamy Goodness, Granimal
Medic (bonesaw): flechette, cheney's quail, juicepockets
Medic (ubersaw): MarioMario, Ed_The_Wolf, flechette

Sniper (sniper rifle): BitWarrior, Rikaelus, Christina
Sniper (smg): wander.body, Talyn, Rikaelus
Sniper (machete): BitWarrior, DeuxBBQ, DonkeyPunch

Spy (revolver): Oysterhead, I p00'd in ur breakfast cerealz, StarCraft
Spy (knife): Oysterhead, jasespots, ((Rick-Roll'd!)) ------- ( i am #5 )

Engineer (sentry gun): Crawdad, Ed_The_Wolf, ErkDog
Engineer (shotgun): Ed_The_Wolf, Rikaelus, Crawdad
Engineer (wrench): Crawdad, NKato, Creamy Goodness
Engineer (pistol): Fat Pigeon, Lollerskates, Rosie O'Donnel

I can't find statistics for medic heals. Sorry. I'm crying too.

Based on this information...

Scout: Succulent Roast (if you haven't seen him around, don't feel bad. I have and he's this good)
Soldier: Fat Pigeon
Pyro: Klules
Demo: Razor
Heavy: Bendy
Engineer: Crawdad
Medic: flechette
Sniper: ehhhh.....Rikaelus since he'll be reading this.
Spy: Oysterhead


These are the overalls based on sheer destructive force. Not on the list but feel you're better than these guys? Then play more and get your name in the ranks.

NOTE: all statistics here are pulled from hlstats, which dumps every 28 days. so basically, this is the best of the past month.

lol - thanks



Yeah I would have turned up much differently if the stats didn't dump. Lately I've been playing a little of everything, so I'm not really hitting the top of the charts for anything. I'd consider myself a moderate sniper - I can fuck up noob snipers, but get fucked up by twitch-mutant-pros like BitWarrior. I also get way too aggravated playing sniper at times. It can be fun sometimes but definetely not a living; and I don't even bother trying to fight against the BitWarriors of the world anymore.

Now if hlstats still had my old school soldier stats.. that's a list I'd be on.