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My X invited me over to "adjust the large painting on the wall."
That's OK BUT... she wants to feed me fish... like I told Grumpy... I hope she realizes she's not in my will.
Any brave "tasters" here in So Cal?
 <---- Me after visit..... she's 6' 1" tall and has a good upper cut....
Peace
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Dude, it's always better to meet an ex in a VERY PUBLIC restaurant. That way you don't get poisoned, and she can't ambush you. She doesn't have a restraining order against you does she?
I'm telling you, if you're going to see her, offer to take her to a restaurant on your dime since you really don't want her to fuss about it but thank you very much, dear.
Report back after the encounter please.
Get A Life wrote:
My X invited me over to "adjust the large painting on the wall."
Hmm. She wants a piece . . .
Uh, I'll accept video as a substitute for the report. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Dude she wants you.....she could easily have a neighbor adjust it, or herself if shes 6'1". Maybe you should bring some kevlar with you  AKA Shinobi Quote:Kick some giga-butt
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i think you should follow gordon freeman's example and bring a crowbar along with an assorted array of small and large arms weapons. y'know...just in case...  SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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well maybe when u get there shell throw u down and give u crazy head I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it. 
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TheShit5billion wrote:well maybe when u get there shell throw u down and give u crazy head That's not even funny.
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Sorry GAL, ex'es can be awkward. I say get it over with as fast as possible, say you have an appointment. get your ass to mars
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B82, B43  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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OMG you sank my battleship!
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Twitchy wrote:TheShit5billion wrote:well maybe when u get there shell throw u down and give u crazy head That's not even funny.
its not supposed to be. I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it.
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It was nice... I took photos to record my where-abouts in the event of my demise...
For rehanging the painting I received: baked salmon with rice, corn on the cob and homemade pickled beets... and a wrought iron end table I always loved...
No sex, no beating and no request for $$$$$ ... and she was SOBER.... I feel liberated.  sweet peace and gaming without nagging... I've got a life...
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Get A Life wrote:
No sex, no beating and no request for $$$$$ ... and she was SOBER.... I feel liberated. sweet peace and gaming without nagging... I've got a life...
Dude, you drank out of her glass. She now has your DNA. She is going to clone you and keep the clone in the basement to torment for all eternity. . . You fool! You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Get A Life wrote:
No sex, no beating and no request for $$$$$ ... and she was SOBER.... I feel liberated. sweet peace and gaming without nagging... I've got a life...
Dude, you drank out of her glass. She now has your DNA. She is going to clone you and keep the clone in the basement to torment for all eternity. . . You fool!
Oh no... I never thought of this ... it must be dementia...
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