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Saw this on craigslist: Quote:i need to get this out of my house. please take it into yours. my cat keeps hissing at it and my dog is scared of it. in the middle of the night the scent of baked goods keeps wafting through the house. do not let his sweet smile and unassuming presence fool you into thinking he is just an ordinary cookie jar. (this is for the sale of the cookie jar only, any spirit that decides to join it does so on their own free will). 
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/clt/825599586.htmlI dunno about you, but "do not let his sweet smile and unassuming presence fool you into thinking he is just an ordinary cookie jar" sounds like famous last words. get your ass to mars
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Getting killed by the Pillsbury Doughboy - priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse. Lead Salad wrote:My ePenis is 10 feet long! WDF wrote:A pair in douchbaggery.
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delta62 wrote:
Getting killed by the Pillsbury Doughboy - priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
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Brosnan wrote:delta62 wrote:
Getting killed by the Pillsbury Doughboy - priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
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Still contemplating selling my soul on craigslist for the purpose of purchasing a new comp...
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Why would I pay $50 for a haunted cookie jar when I could make my own? I'm sure there are some Indian burial grounds some where around here...
I think I know how I'm going to spend my weekend now! :D wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester
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On a similar note, I saw the movie "Ghost Town" last night. It was actually quite good. get your ass to mars
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Ciao Time wrote:Brosnan wrote:delta62 wrote:
Getting killed by the Pillsbury Doughboy - priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Oh god I LOLed. Also, we are talking about a haunted white doughman?  "Videogames are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n' roll." - Shigeru Miyamoto  Hail Slither, The Eternal Champion!
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