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Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:50:30 AM
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I'm thinking of shaving my balls.

1. Is this a good idea?

2. Even if it isn't, should I use a pair of clippers first to mow the lawn so-to-speak? 

3. Should I use shaving cream?

4. Are your balls shorn?

5. Any tips on how to actually do it?

6. Will you suck my balls once they are shorn?
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WDF?
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, October 07, 2008 3:34:56 AM
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1. Yes

2. I recommend the clipper side of an electric razor to get the hair down to a shaveable level. It's quick and effective. After that the shaving part isn't that big of a deal.

3. I recommend shaving cream for it's moisturizing qualities or whatever that shit is. Will help ease the razor burn which you are most likely to get.  Also remember not to press hard. Go very lightly. Will tone the razor burn back as well.

4. Yes.

5. In exchange for three goats and you need to promise to leave right after and not snuggle.
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