Me, because I had 21 shots of Vodka, 17 of which were a result of McCain saying "My Friends."
In my personal opinion, American lost today. No one won. The game show format we allow to dictate the decisions of our country were shown in full force tonight, and Tom Fuckaw didn't do his job right.
We're doomed regardless... I think we're slightly less doomed with Obama (based on his answers from the debate). Half the time it sounded like McCain was just piecing words together that sounded complex, but in reality made no sense.