This is a very serious situation and I want you to step back and analyze what you're doing here. I have a great deal of experience in this field. You've come to the right place.

First of all, Sirus has dated two vegetarians that I know of. Both have been converted to meat eaters. There are two kinds of vegetarians. You need to identify which kind of vegetarian you have.

The first, and generally more common species of vegetarian is the animal lover. The animal lover is an idiot. Hey, guy, I love animals. I also eat animals. There's a reason our systems are designed to eat both meat and (nazi)vegetables. We're supposed to.

Man has eaten animals since the beginning of... well man. Why stop now? The animal lover needs to step back and analyze the facts. Do you know how many animals are killed when the combines harvest the greens in the fields? They don't know to get out of the way of the spinning blades.

Please reference the source of all facts on the subject: http://www.thebestpagein...iverse.net/c.cgi?u=grill


But even without the bullshit maddox analysis, most vegetarian animal lovers eat fish. What the fuck? "I'm a vegetarian because I love animals... but I eat fish... cause they're fish!!!" Well guess what? Fish are animals you fucking hypocritical failure of the genetic pool.

The second kind of vegetarian is the one who does it for health reasons. I can appreciate this vegetarian. You want one of these.


You need to make sure you're not dating a hypocrite. This could carry over into the rest of your relationship. Also, vegetarians suck. If she's an animal lover and you eat meat in front of her... well... prepare to hear about how poor Bessy the cow had to suffer in a stockyard and waaaaaaah waaaaah waaaaaah PETA waaaaah waaaaah waaaaah.


FUCK YOU!