I just noticed your new avatar. Did a Smurf spooge on your face?:

Why is your face purple? Or is Smurf spooge some other color?
Can't be blue, because all Smurfs are blue because there's like 100 of the guy Smurfs, and only one Smurfette, so when they pop, it comes out purple, like when blood comes in contact with air, right?
Do you think Smurfette get's gangbanged by the rest of the Smurfs?
Is Papa Smurf pimpin' out Smurf pmpin' out Smurfette?
Have you seen the following?:

Is Gargamel bangin' Azrael the cat?
Is Papa Smurf's ball hair gray also?
Do you like the following Smurfette-blowing-a-Smurf animated gif?:
http://www.erosblog.com/sex-blog-pictures/smurf-blowjob.gifYou should be more like Cantrip.
Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"