Friday Afternoon Rant: Douche Bag in my Building Options
Filliam H. Muffman
#1 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 2:24:37 PM
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So I'm at work right now and the douche bag fiancee of one of the girls upstairs is here selling investment products. Seriously, I've spent hours listening to this girl cry to our receptionist about this guy because he's just a total jerk...yet she said yes when he asked to marry her. Unfortunately I've had to listen to the whole story because the receptionist used to sit right outside my office. Even with the door closed, could still hear their conversations.

In short, he belongs in the movie Boiler Room.


^reminds me of guy on left.

If you haven't seen this movie, especially with current events, you should. It's brilliant..and this guy I'm ranting about belongs in that world. This guy comes in with his greased back hair and cheap department store suit acting like he's the shit. A real business man. Call me old money, but I hate these money hungry jocks in a generic necktie. This guy is completely full of himself. For all the image he puts off (I put off practically none), I'm still doing better than he is. It's wrong to say so but I don't care. I don't like him and I don't like his face.

/rant
get your ass to mars
Filliam H. Muffman
#2 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 2:31:24 PM
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I feel better now...will delete later.
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RichardAwesome
#3 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 2:33:20 PM
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Definitely a douche.  Women that whine about their boys and don't do anything just get what they ask for.
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#4 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 2:47:35 PM
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He is at your place of work trying to sell investments or some shit to his fiance's co-workers? That's kind of weird.
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Filliam H. Muffman
#5 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 3:08:06 PM
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He just left. His fiancee walked out with him and his business partner to their car. He then pretty much blew her off with a semi hug then got in and drove away. She looks like she's about to cry and is fanning herself.
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#6 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 3:52:49 PM
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She sounds hot.
Filliam H. Muffman
#7 Posted: : Monday, November 03, 2008 4:53:03 PM
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Saw this from a Halloween photo album. Apparently he's not a douche bag...

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#8 Posted: : Monday, November 03, 2008 11:00:38 PM
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
Saw this from a Halloween photo album. Apparently he's not a douche bag...


No, but he is a fake fart.
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#9 Posted: : Monday, November 03, 2008 11:25:02 PM
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
Saw this from a Halloween photo album. Apparently he's not a douche bag...

With the way the P and I are clumped together, it almost kinda looks like it says "WOORE cushion"



HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

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#10 Posted: : Monday, November 03, 2008 11:33:21 PM
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McCheese wrote:

Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
Saw this from a Halloween photo album. Apparently he's not a douche bag...

With the way the P and I are clumped together, it almost kinda looks like it says "WOORE cushion"



Exactly what I thought at first, had to look at it a few times.



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