That's a good question.


Tequila tends to make me aggressive as well. I'm not really sure what it is... but now we know why Mexicans are so fucking rowdy all the time and stab eachother and shit.

As for bruising the cervix. Nice work. I'm all for rough thrashings.

I can't drink the Tequila any more... or at least not Cuervo. Cuervo and I go way back... we have "history."

More or less, he bruised my cervix too many times. Him plus dominos pizza was one of the worst days of my life. We couldn't get the puke out of everything... there was just too much of it.


But, Tequila makes you feel fucking awesome. It's like a roller coaster that is like super scary. At first it's all build up... suspense... nervousness... excitement.


Then you get to the top of it (few shots in) and you're like OMFG AWESOME HERE WE GO LOL OH FUCK BALOONS!


Then you drop. Crazy rush. You're fucking invincible. You conquered this machine!


Then someone pukes on your shoes as you exit the ride. Your day is instantly ruined. Tequila has this effect as well. Except you're the one puking... but your day is still ruined.


But the ride is why people keep coming back for more... and that's why you get a little wild and awesome... and whoever you're fucking has trouble walking right for a bit.



Although, anymore, I'm more and more prone to "Whiskey Dick." I don't know what happened. If I have more than three drinks I'm generally unable to perform that well. Sober I'm totally fine.


I usually combat it with weed now... if I've had too much to drink and it's go time. Smoke a bowl or two... turns that whiskey dick frown upside down.