I really really really don't want/like kids. Apparently I'm good with them.. but I hate them.
They smell bad. They poop and eat everything. They puke in your lap while you're in the middle row on a 747 to Hawaii and you have to sit in it for six hours.
They pee in your mouth. When they turn 14 they hate you. Pretty soon they're stealing your car and having boys sneak in through their bedroom window.
Then I have to pay for an abortion.
No thanks.
Also, I wouldn't dare subject kids to my family.
But I might have to compromise... I recently had this discussion with someone......
