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Magic Anchovies
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, November 11, 2008 1:10:46 AM
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Is wendsday What should I do.

 

I usually get my friends to blindfold me and take me out to get drunk.

 

Any suggestions?






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#2 Posted: : Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:11:09 AM
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#3 Posted: : Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:58:25 AM
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Whatever you normally do on a Wednesday?

I think my family celebrates my birthday more than I do.
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#4 Posted: : Tuesday, November 11, 2008 4:21:21 AM
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Send me my fucking popcorn chicken.

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#5 Posted: : Tuesday, November 11, 2008 8:33:23 AM
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#6 Posted: : Tuesday, November 11, 2008 7:37:18 PM
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Go and get me a present, my b-day is Thursday, lol. :D
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#7 Posted: : Tuesday, November 11, 2008 10:23:48 PM
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Treat yourself to a pedicure at the spa?   -I'm just sayin'.


surprising you forgot to say

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#8 Posted: : Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:43:08 AM
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Happy Birthday!

It was my mums birthday yesterday aswell, which is also Remembrance day so everyone is always upset, let alone this.



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#9 Posted: : Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:27:27 PM
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McCheese wrote:
I've always said all women are 2 drinks away from full on lesbian action


Lead Salad wrote:
I never figured whut for a fairy..wait, yes, yes I did.


Snipme wrote:
erk cant have me my penis will annilihate his ass hole
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#10 Posted: : Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:31:04 PM
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Well since it's now Wednesday:

Happy Birthday Anchovies! :D

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#11 Posted: : Wednesday, November 12, 2008 1:05:40 PM
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WDF? wrote:
Send me my fucking popcorn chicken.

Yeah

and Happy bday =)

Yes its time again to Play WTF did Murdy Just type
Robot Hell is real and i cant spell

yes im dyslexic
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