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A few of my professional friends (2 doctors and a multi-millionaire dude... and a few others) said I'd rob you if I did not point you to a story I wrote.
Go here and maybe you might understand GAL a bit more and... who knows... there may be more future medical professionals other than llenta and aww "crapola" in this bunch.
Who I am and why I care: Go to the story entitled "ER Death..." written 6/26/2006... and stay the hell away from ER's...
(currently 2nd post down) http://agapetouch.blogspot.com/
See you in Tomb
Love gramps...
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aren't er's now named ed's? emergency department? unless thats a rumor 
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Nova wrote:aren't er's now named ed's? emergency department? unless thats a rumor
Correct... but those hooked on TV "ER" and have never been in an emergency department, ED... blah blah blah... and back in 1983 it was ER..
Nova is hired as my new editor ... pay is $12,000 per word...
I'm firing Twitchy... Just don't miss the main point... summer is upon the yutes in the Northern hemisphere... STAY SAFE AND STAY OUT of ER and ED...
Take up Disc Golf... it's safe and usually free... One of my many websites (www below)... on there you can see the area where I live... click the Emerald Isle Golf link... my brother manages that golf course... I live up the hill...
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My Mother has been an ER nurse for like 14 years now, she's got some stories to tell.
For example, One day a crazy guy hopped up on dust (pcp) was brought in by the police. He was strapped down to the bed, and my mother was about to administer some sort of sedative. Somehow this guy gets out of the straps, and picks up the bed and throws it clear across the room. These beds are eaisly like 250lbs or more, but dust turns you into superman. So the guy is freaking out and my mother is standing at the other side of the room with a spinal tap needle in her hand (got it from a drawer or cabinet nearby). Now the needle that they put into your spine is one of the larger and longer needles out there, this crazy dusthead charges at my mom and she ducks out of his way and stabs him in the chest with the needle puncturing his lung, and leaving him gasping on the floor. Seconds later security gets there and finds this sucker laid out, bed clear across the room, and my mother is sitting there taking vital signs.
Bottom Line, don't do dust, and if you do, don't fuck with an ER nurse. TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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LOL pwned. i gotta find a picture of that somewhere.  SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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GOOD ONE DON... give mom my best regards... a fine woman trying to save the life of one who wanted hers... that's a true professional.
In our 850 bed hospital, we had a nursing supervisor that stood 4'10" ...if that...
Hulk Hogan was brought in due to a tag team match injury (one of many he suffered in his career). As this massive man was moved to the trauma gurney by a small army lifting him... we heard some dude yelling in the hallway... this went on for about 2 minutes. Later we learned it was the Hulks tag team partner demanding to have entrance to be beside the Hulkster and yell at any fool that did not give him the best of care.
That little tiny fireball RN got right in front of MR T yes The Mr T, and looking up said very forcefully, "Look young man, I don't care who you are... shut up and get out of my ER right this second!!!"
He did... one might say, Goliath met David's RN.... and as Don said, a woman not to be messed with. As a matter of fact, as a man who worked with such women, many of them are now in my goon squad... needles in hand for smart mouth dusters, drunks and general jerks...
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