Once upon a time I worked for the city of seattle as an intern mixing paint in an experimental warehouse formed on recycling.

They had some dude working on a database for the program... at 200grand a year, he was still using microsoft access and hadn't done shit.

I said I bet I can do that.


By me, I meant Sirus.


So, we designed a prototype and the city accepted us into their program to design their database. However, in order to become a city contractor you must be a licenses company. So, we got licensed.


Sirus, as smart as he is, really blundered the name of the company. Essentially he would only sign on if he could name it. He picked Pwnzord. We thought it was perfect.

We were stupid.


No one, to this day, can pronounce that fucking name. Anyone we've contracted with,,, they all say "pondzord?"


Anyway, we own a real company apparently. We have certificates and the lot.

We can use it for anything....


The city project is long gone, but we keep the company alive just in case.