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Dragon
#1 Posted: : Friday, January 23, 2009 10:50:43 PM
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Cantrip wrote:


You can get your porn alias by putting the name of your first pet, and the name of the first street you remember living on.

Twitchy Euclid


Mine is Jake Columbia.

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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#3 Posted: : Friday, January 23, 2009 10:57:16 PM
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Coco Isle
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Lead Salad
#4 Posted: : Friday, January 23, 2009 11:02:47 PM
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uhh.. Johnny 13th.
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#5 Posted: : Friday, January 23, 2009 11:39:08 PM
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TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

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Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

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I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

WDF?
#6 Posted: : Friday, January 23, 2009 11:56:35 PM
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Pepper 70th

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#7 Posted: : Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:04:48 AM
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Nipper McKenzie

Deux
#8 Posted: : Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:15:30 AM
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Steely Dickinson...



ahhhh_crap
#9 Posted: : Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:38:37 AM
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First pet was a female golden retriever....

 

 

 So Sarah Ridgecrest

 

 Oh hells yes

 

my personal pick would be Smokey the Bear though. I would just have to get used to being gay, but it'd be worth it to have a screen credit under that name.

KYFHO
#10 Posted: : Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:19:05 AM
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Easybend Charlie


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Slaughter
#11 Posted: : Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:24:19 AM
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#12 Posted: : Saturday, January 24, 2009 2:47:15 AM
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Mojo Alder.

EDIT: I just realized that's wrong. Actual name is Mojo Columbian.

...lol.
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Oopsie
#13 Posted: : Saturday, January 24, 2009 9:27:37 AM
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Brownie Rogers.

Hmmm...
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#14 Posted: : Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:54:28 PM
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#15 Posted: : Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:54:49 PM
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HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

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