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Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 6:04:39 PM
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So yeah. 

I don't remember much of what happened last night.

I think I started with two giant Vodkas and Diet Vanilla Pepsi - because, that's all I had okay.  I may have had some beer.  I certainly did not eat anything beforehand since like lunch.

It was at someone's house on the beach.  I didn't know the person, but knew of the person for whom the party was being held.

I was so drunk I managed to have a mishap in the bathroom. I was wearing a leather jacket. I don't know how it happened but I managed to piss up my right jacket sleeve. No frickin' idea on how that happened.

Also, I remember getting some beads from some chick for doing something I can't remember now.

I also found the following picture on my cell phone.  Don't remember taking it, but I do remember chatting up the nekid chicks in the hot tub:



Yes, it's been altered to not reveal the identities of the participants.

Hungover as all sin today.  Mrs. C would have been proud, if I could remember enough to tell her what happened.
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Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Mrs.Crawdad
#2 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 8:05:04 PM
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While I'm not quite the drunken lush you all seem to think I am - I am very proud of you Cantrip, although sad that you do not remember the boobage.
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Cantrip
#3 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 8:23:49 PM
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The hot tub full of boobage I remember.  The taking of that pic with my camera, not-so-much.
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Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Filliam H. Muffman
#4 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 9:38:25 PM
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I'm partying with you next time. My motto is have a good time...all the time.
get your ass to mars
Cantrip
#5 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:00:45 PM
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
I'm partying with you next time. My motto is have a good time...all the time.


Yeah, yeah.  Let's do that. 

I hope your tits are as impressive as those in the pic, blurry as they were to me at the time.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Filliam H. Muffman
#6 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:20:08 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
I'm partying with you next time. My motto is have a good time...all the time.


Yeah, yeah.  Let's do that. 

I hope your tits are as impressive as those in the pic, blurry as they were to me at the time.

I have to admit, that's one of the better party pictures I've seen.
get your ass to mars
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#7 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:33:33 PM
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Those tits look pretty fail to me.

Cantrip
#8 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:38:14 PM
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Fillman, you do realize that those tits remind you of Milla Jovovich's thumb-sized nipples right?

For those of you who don't know, Fillman is in love with the woman in his avatar.  If he could just be in the same room with Milla Jovovich, Fillman would give up his left nut.  -The lumpy one.

Here she is in action:




You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Cantrip
#9 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:39:31 PM
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WDF? wrote:
Those tits look pretty fail to me.


Oh yeah?  Whatchu' got?!?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
WDF?
#10 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:51:08 PM
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Better than that.

Filliam H. Muffman
#11 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:54:27 PM
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Before I read your post, I saw the pics first and said "hey, I know those nipples!" Nah, her tits weird me out. My gf has a better rack.
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Cantrip
#12 Posted: : Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:33:31 PM
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WDF? wrote:
Better than that.


Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
My gf has a better rack.


I seem to have been the only source of rackage this evening.  Can't have you all living off my teat without contributing anything to the cause.

Okay bitches, let's see 'em.
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Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
WDF?
#13 Posted: : Monday, January 26, 2009 12:41:14 AM
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If I ever want to see them again I can't post them.

Cantrip
#14 Posted: : Monday, January 26, 2009 12:49:30 AM
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WDF? wrote:
If I ever want to see them again I can't post them.


You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Now that is some grade A tit!

 

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