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Here are some of my favorite pick up lines! Post your own. (Remember, SFW only!).  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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"hey baby, its not gonna suck itself." Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninny Bong
This is the Narwhal.
Denne er narkval
Hvor er narkval?
Where is the narwhal?
Lykkkelig liten narkval!
Happy Little narwal!
This has been Conversational Norwegian with Freakazoid.
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Hi, my name is ________, but you can call me Anytime!  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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"I wish are were adenine 'cause I could get paired with U"
"What does it take to get over your activation barrier?"
"If I could make any compound, it would be uranium iodide so I could put U and I together."
"If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, would you like me rough or smooth?"
These are just a few of the many nerdy pick up lines I hear in the lab and in my major in general. I've actually had a guy use that second one on me. When I told him to grow up, he asked me, "Why the electronegativity?" Shows you how much I need a life and how often these guys get out.
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I generally just point in their direction. Works like a charm. Honestly pick up lines don't really work best way to approach things is just to be able to hold a decent conversation. I'm the leetest one here 
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FrauleinTofu wrote:"If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, would you like me rough or smooth?"
Holy crap, I freak'n LOL'd
Best line anyone has ever used on me was "Look at those curves! And me with no brakes!"
He was drunk so it was rather slurred and he was listing a little. Made me laugh, though wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
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