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Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 2/13/2009
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Guten tag! If I knew how to put the funny little dot things above the "u" in guten, I would. Anyways, I've been playing TF2 for a while now, first on the PS3 and now on the PC. I even bought a brand new high powered computer thingy and monitor. So far, I've loved playing on the Tempest servers, which are the only ones I play on as a result of me following TitaniumPhoenix like the good soy product I am. I really do like the people in this clan. Nothing is taken too seriously and everybody seems to always be having a good time. That's my kind of happy place. I don't play games Mon. through Wed. 'cause there's no way in heck I'm gonna have my beauty of a PC down at my dorm...plus, I don't want to subject it to the horrors of dodo population programming. Other than that, I spend an unhealthy amount of time glued to my screen, drawing retarded TF2 pictures on my class notes, and calculating the projected population of an extinct species.
My steam name is FrauleinTofu and you will most often see me as a Medic, Sniper, or a very confused Pyro. I lack any sense of direction in reality and apparently it translates in-game. So you will always know I'm online when you hear, "Tofu...Tofu, not that way. You're going the wrong way Tofu," and "....Where am I?...Why can't I get past this wall?...Why am I in the middle of the other team?"
I've read the rules and understand that I'm supposed to put the {pds} in front and {R} after my name? Well, let me know if anything else needs to be done since I'm not the most computer literate person in the world. Otherwise, cheers and see you on the battlefield!
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 11/27/2007
Posts: 1,625
Points: 2,067
Location: Birmingham, Alabama
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Yeah put the tag on and one other thing. Send me a check since I am unemployed at the moment. PM me for my address. Titanium will verify that this it typical {pDs} protocol.
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Rank: Fuckstick
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 9/21/2008
Posts: 702
Points: 1,358
Location: California
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FrauleinTofu wrote:My steam name is FrauleinTofu and you will most often see me as ... a very confused Pyro.
You are the only player on planet earth who makes the Pyro look so confused. It's precious!
And yes, you have to send Razor money. I forgot to mention that.
And you need to give me my Guitar Hero game back or I won't vote yes for you. :P wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
Groups: {pDs} Member
Joined: 5/9/2006
Posts: 316
Points: 75
Location: In your basement.
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The most intelligent recruit post in the history of this clan? Probably. Ummm... You also have to date me. It is standard pDs procedure, even with the guys. 
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Rank: Fuckstick
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 5/10/2006
Posts: 1,287
Points: 348
Location: United Kingdom
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"Guten Tag" doesn't actually have a ü in it.   Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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Joined: 2/13/2009
Posts: 19
Points: 15
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It doesn't have that funny "u" thing? *gasp* What other filth and lies have my teachers told me?!...Probably just about everything. And how much am I supposed to send now? Seriously Phoenix, you have to give me details! There's a reason I'm referred to as a detail oriented person. And for the record, I almost wrote "detailed oriental person." Yes, I is smarts much, yes? Though I suppose it's true. I'm oriental like a rug and detailed like a mosaic...which makes no sense. Though the "oriental" bit is true...excuse me, asian. Is it bad when I'm asian and get lectured by my also asian brother about how I'm not supposed to refer to myself as oriental? But I like thinking of myself as an inanimate rug...Oh, and for your Guitar Hero, go ahead and have it back. I gave up deluding myself that I have hand-eye coordination. Peace out.
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Rank: Polio Power!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 4/5/2008
Posts: 570
Points: 33
Location: GA
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Fraulein, WELCOME!! Girl Power Rocks!! :-)
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Rank: Administration
Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin, WDFNews.com Official Mapper
Joined: 5/31/2006
Posts: 3,454
Points: 445
Location: Merryland
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like razor said, add the tags if you haven't already. in two weeks we'll vote on your official membership. good luck!  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Rank: Fuckstick
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 9/21/2008
Posts: 702
Points: 1,358
Location: California
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FrauleinTofu wrote:It doesn't have that funny "u" thing? *gasp* What other filth and lies have my teachers told me?!...Probably just about everything. And how much am I supposed to send now? Seriously Phoenix, you have to give me details! There's a reason I'm referred to as a detail oriented person. And for the record, I almost wrote "detailed oriental person." Yes, I is smarts much, yes? Though I suppose it's true. I'm oriental like a rug and detailed like a mosaic...which makes no sense. Though the "oriental" bit is true...excuse me, asian. Is it bad when I'm asian and get lectured by my also asian brother about how I'm not supposed to refer to myself as oriental? But I like thinking of myself as an inanimate rug...Oh, and for your Guitar Hero, go ahead and have it back. I gave up deluding myself that I have hand-eye coordination. Peace out.
Whatever you're on, darling, I want some of it...
For clinic testing purposes only, of course wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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Rank: Frozen Penguin
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 1/20/2009
Posts: 8
Points: 0
Location: Canada
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Gazzic wrote:The most intelligent recruit post in the history of this clan? Probably. Ummm... You also have to date me. It is standard pDs procedure, even with the guys. It's true. It was possibly the most awkward evening of my life, but at least he bought me dinner. I even put out for him a little. He's all man, you should definitely consider snapping this "requirement" (more like opportunity!) up.
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Rank: Polio Power!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 4/5/2008
Posts: 570
Points: 33
Location: GA
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Rank: Member
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 2/13/2009
Posts: 19
Points: 15
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Mystique wrote:Vo ischt der Fraulein??
Hier und dort. :D Madchenkraft!
I wish I knew actual German. I wanted to take it in college but too busy. Oh well. I'll just use pigeon German. :P Too busy at school. I both hate and love dodos. They're extinct...Yet I calculate their populations. huh...Why does programming visual basic loops take so long?! If I wanted to be a programmer, I would have become a programmer! Bah. Anyways, it's kept me too busy to do things that matter like wasting time stalking the forum. :P I have nothing intelligent to add.
And Gazzic, my dear canadian, nice try on the date thing. At least you got to have a nice date with Bitwise. :D And how on earth am I supposed to go to Canada and why? It's impossible to get unsweetened tea there. I tried. They looked at me funny when I asked. Unless of course there's a herd of moose I can stalk. Then maybe. I have a stuffed animal moose dressed in a mountie uniform. There's also a mounted moose head in my garage. I don't know how that one got there. I am so off topic now... I better stop while ahead. :P Peace!
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Rank: Polio Power!
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Joined: 4/5/2008
Posts: 570
Points: 33
Location: GA
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LOL.. ok.. not a forum stalker.. got it. Just hadn't seen you around much so thought I'd shake the tree and see what would fall on my head glad to hear you're still around!!
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I shook a tree once and a snake fell on my head. Not poisonous, just miffed. No idea what that particular smiley has to do with anything. I just saw it and had the compulsion to use it. Anyways, I like stalking the forums. Not that I actually add anything. I'm just there, reading the stuff other people post because it's the perfect way to waste time and procrastinate. I like to procrastinate...until it comes around to bite me like that wood rat...And yes, I'm still around as school has not claimed my life just yet. Though I'm beginning to think the forums need more uterine power. Power to the female kind! Now if only I did something about it
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Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 9/21/2008
Posts: 702
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Location: California
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FrauleinTofu wrote:Though I'm beginning to think the forums need more uterine power.
I LOL'd something fierce :D wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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