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I was at the gym today. When i went back to the locker room to get my shit, i found: My locker open My Jeans in the trash One shoe in the sink, full of water The other one in the fucking toilet If i had seen who did it, while doing it, i would have Put them in a locker Or put them in the trash Or drowned them in the sink Or left them bleeding in the toilet Just a word of advice Before you go and do stupid shit like that, thinking its funny realize that you're just an asshole, with nothing better to do than fuck with peoples shit. -stealth Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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That's what Bowflex is for.
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hahaha Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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Ok here's what you do: go buy a snake. Or a couple scorpions or something. Go back to the gym, at whatever time you might predict these assholes or someone like them will be there. Put the snake in the bag, on top of your shit, and have only your bag in there so if someone gets in they will most likely open it to see what's in. Leave the bag slightly unzipped (or open) ALSO: Leave the locker slightly open. So even if the same asshole isn't there, some curious schmuck might open it up and reach in.. BAM! Bit by a fucking snake.
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Avner wrote:Ok here's what you do: go buy a snake. Or a couple scorpions or something. Go back to the gym, at whatever time you might predict these assholes or someone like them will be there. Put the snake in the bag, on top of your shit, and have only your bag in there so if someone gets in they will most likely open it to see what's in. Leave the bag slightly unzipped (or open)
ALSO: Leave the locker slightly open. So even if the same asshole isn't there, some curious schmuck might open it up and reach in.. BAM! Bit by a fucking snake. Hahahahaha!!! That's actually a great idea. Or mount a gun in there, and put a string on the door, so when they open it, BAM!!! Shit in the fucking face :) Of course, i would duck while opening my locker. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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At first I thought you meant like a high-school gym locker, but then I realised that some people here are old fogeys  Anyway, it really sounds like something a dumbass 10th grader would do. Sorry bout that. Try the snake thing, or maybe a spider, they're everywhere. Hey, if its not poisonous, he will still probably scream like a little schoolgirl. Put a camera in there too ;)
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Some one took a peepee in my locker in 8th grade MY SIGNATURE IS BIG AND GREEN.
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man, u guys missed it, i totally took this guys jeans and put them in the trash, put one shoe in the sink and filled it with water!
then i put the other one in the fuckin toilet LOL
his face was priceless.
mabye this will help remind people to bring a lock to the PUBLIC locker room.  King of Jeans I wanna be like Buddylee 007 for life
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Buddylee007 wrote:
man, u guys missed it, i totally took this guys jeans and put them in the trash, put one shoe in the sink and filled it with water!
then i put the other one in the fuckin toilet LOL
his face was priceless.
mabye this will help remind people to bring a lock to the PUBLIC locker room.
:'( Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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To me, going to the health club, you see all these people and they're working out, and they're training and they're getting in shape but the strange thing is nobody is really getting in shape for anything. The only reason that you're getting in shape is that so you can get through the workout. So we're working out, so that we'll be in shape, for when we have to do our exercise. This is the whole thing. The other thing I don't get about it, is why we're so careful about locking up our dirty towels and smelly jock-straps. What exactly is the black market on these disgusting gym clothes? I give my car to any valet guy in front of a restaraunt because he has a short red jacket, yeah he must be the valet guy, I don't even think about it but my stinking, putrified gym clothes, I got one of these locks you could put a bullet through it and it won't open.(Sarcastic tone)That stuff is safe.
P.S You're story reminded me of this Seinfeld bit.
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Seinfeld F T L! Don Sharp "Tha Album" in stores, January 8, 2013. TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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I used to be the kid that would go into the public restroom, piss all over the toilet seat... but to make sure I was a victorious sabatour I would also piss on the toilet paper roll, that way the victom would either sit in in piss, put his hand in piss, or best of all both. I must admit I did this about a year ago at a restaraunt that pissed me off. It is funny when you think it not happening to you.
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Saddamizer wrote:piss on the toilet paper roll
Classic, the rest is just bad aim I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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