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Well, I can't post a poll, so this will be somewhat altered. In any case, go check out : http://www.wdfnews.com/w...ll-time.aspx#post107294 Checked it out? Then you've come to the same conclusion I have. Titanium Phoenix is in need of a sperm donor to provide her mother grandchildren. Without needing to ask I know you all agree, as a community it is up to us to provide this. Now if these forums alowed me to make a poll, you would have options. Since I can't, we're doing this the old fashioned way. Many will argue that Titanium is the one who should pick, I think this is bad logic. As a community, we all truly know what is best for her and her future. As such, please Vote for your favorite choice from the following list I have compiled. The winner/loser will then be urged to mail a film canister/test tube/milk jug/5gallon bucket of their special sauce for implemintation. Candidates: Whut: Because everyone loves demon spawn Mrs. C: Damn that child's going to cook some good pie. Ducktor/Doctor BBQ: He's a doctor. Nuff said. Leon Switch: Little asian kids are cute. ahhhh_crap: It was my idea, I should get a shot at it. Endyss: Finally, a version of Endyss that will write messages I can follow Cantrip: This child would clean its own diapers I'm sure and disinfect after. Ed_The_Wolf: Child would not need sweaters due to the body hair Bloodz: It might just be dark meat after all I know these are tough choices, and I know there's more that you will add. One cannot deny the importance of this decision for this community, plus Phoenix will be slightly affected. Godspeed all.
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I vote for me! I'm not sure of the technicalities involved and it hurts my brain a little bit to think about it, but I was included in the poll, so it should be me!  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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This post is wrong on so many levels.
I do have to wonder why my name was not included in the list of candidates. Oh yeah I forgot. It is just as well. My friendly neighborhood Urologist took care of that.
I will be over here in the corner sobbing quietly if anyone needs me.
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Let nature decide. You can all mail your samples to her. She can mix them together. May the strongest swimmer win. This is terrible btw.
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Titanium: Never, ever let your mom see this thread. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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Giller [GwDR wrote:]Let nature decide. You can all mail your samples to her. She can mix them together. May the strongest swimmer win.
This is terrible btw. I gotta go with Giller on this one...despite the crude logic. You really can't choose between a kid who can make great pie and a kid who's own body hair can supply him/her with enough body heat to probably withstand another ice age. D= Sperm rush, ftw. DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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this "let nature decide" concept makes me think of sea monkeys I had as a kid. For some reason there was one little swimmer who ate all his brothers and sisters to become the Goliath of the tank ahhh, survival of the fittest. Oh, and you too can have some sea monkeys. http://www.sea-monkeys.com/
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Can I request to impregnate Phoenix the "old fashioned way"? None of this new-fangled technology - good ol' fashioned sex. (Again - not sure why I was included in this list, but if it involves sex with Phoenix, count me in!) Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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crawdad wrote:this "let nature decide" concept makes me think of sea monkeys I had as a kid. For some reason there was one little swimmer who ate all his brothers and sisters to become the Goliath of the tank ahhh, survival of the fittest. Oh, and you too can have some sea monkeys. http://www.sea-monkeys.com/
*Sigh* Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:
(Again - not sure why I was included in this list, but if it involves sex with Phoenix, count me in!)
I have said it before and I will say it again, that Crawdad is a lucky man. Pics or it never happened.
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:Can I request to impregnate Phoenix the "old fashioned way"? None of this new-fangled technology
 Yeah, I went there.
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Giller [GwDR wrote:] Mrs.Crawdad wrote:Can I request to impregnate Phoenix the "old fashioned way"? None of this new-fangled technology
Yeah, I went there. DX I'm officially uncomfortable with this thread. DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Giller [GwDR wrote:]  Safety + Peace
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OH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY I can't leave you people alone for a minute, can I?! And every single one of you bastards needs to vote for Mrs Crawdad RIGHT NOW. I'll have her back sometime before June, Mr. Crawdad. ;) Virus wrote:Titanium:
Never, ever let your mom see this thread. SERIOUSLY. She would know I have no excuses at this point!! D: wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:OH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY
I can't leave you people alone for a minute, can I?!
And every single one of you bastards needs to vote for Mrs Crawdad RIGHT NOW.
I'll have her back sometime before June, Mr. Crawdad. ;) Lol. Wheeezzzz. Where is my inhaler?
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