Describe all your favorite achievements, everything you can do in gaming that makes you feel like the fucking fury. Avoid attacking others' achievements. Feel free to revisit your post should you remember something worth adding.

Can beat DooM Episode 1: Knee-Deep In The Dead in 8 minutes.
Beat 3 lvl9 bots in the original SSB. All on a team. Against me.
Beat DooM3 on nightmare.
Been to 6 different playtesting sessions, all for games that rocked or ended up rocking.
I guided a friend through the entire half-life game on the phone without me even looking at it.
Did *everything* in the Godfather game.
Beat MGS2 without a single drop of blood on normal.

I'll name the ones that are the most noteworthy.

- Beat Ninja Gaiden Black on Master Ninja Mode
- Can speed run Metroid Fusion in less than 45 minutes
- Beat Metal Gear Solid 3 on European Extreme with less than 5 continues
- 100% completion on Mass Effect (a toughy), reaching the highest level possible (60), beat the hardest difficulty, played through the story as both a Renegade and Paragon specter.

These are the most recent ones I can remember. I know I've done a few other interesting things. I'll have to think it over. =P