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Wizard nudity ahead, I think he totally had it coming http://tinyurl.com/dzmvb4In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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So... Was it cold there or something? Or are my expectations for men WAY too high? wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:So... Was it cold there or something?
Or are my expectations for men WAY too high? Never give up your dream, Princess.
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:So... Was it cold there or something?
Or are my expectations for men WAY too high? I'll be honest. I expected to see SOMETHING. I'm disappointed.  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Why are women so facetious? Guys don't judge women by the size of their cans, so why should women judge men based on the size of their package? That's just ridiculous. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:So... Was it cold there or something?
Or are my expectations for men WAY too high? That's what I thought. Until I saw palm trees in the background.
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That guy makes me feel so great about myself. Looks like an army helmet sitting on the lawn. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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Respect authority, motherfucker. It's a fact. There are laws. They are followed. If you don't follow, there are men and women trained and motivated to stop you. I say this as I get back home from spraying stencils around town. So, take that for what it's worth. It's not facetious to point out that it looked more like a wart than a penis. Because it did. Safety + Peace
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He may have claimed to be a wizard, but he was hung like an elf. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Spaniard is right about the helmet on a lawn thing. It's just a little tiny bump in a weird fatty sack area. Like a outie belly button.
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DRUGS! This guy was high on something. Many hallucinogens and stimulants can have the effect of decreasing blood flow to erectile tissue. Either that or he has a little dick. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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Woot! Look at all these heartfelt replies! Has Titanium wittingly baited all the small-peni users into defending small-penis wizards?
And moreover, why isn't Leon in on such a thread?
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 get your ass to mars
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote: I haven't LoLed that hard in a while  Formally known as MrT The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring MrT and WhutDuFuk. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if MrT and WhutDuFuk were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation".
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I didn't know Ron Jeremy was a wizard.  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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